O: and then i was beheaded🙃
Ik ik ik. Ive won the competition all i wanna do is take this opportunitt to recognize all the powerful men who got me where i am today!
I couldnt have done it without you!
Thank you for listening, ive been Tooru Howard!
All: NO NO NO
A:Okay fine fine, you had it bad but that was not the most heartwrenching song ive had this evening.
O: uh sorry, werent you liatening my song. I had 4 chorus. THATS HOW MUCH SHHHH I HAD TO DEAL WITH𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆.
A: sorry sorry thats so true. When yiu died, your son did have to grow up without a mother......
O: huh??
A: oh wai, that was me and no one cared when you died."𝗥𝘂𝗱𝗲" 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿.
K: chill out! Its not her fault no one remember her blant and uneventful life.....
Look tooru, obviously i dont want things to be weird between us just because my beheading was a was the actual result of years of trauma and humiliation.
S: oh pipe down kenma!
You wanna talk about humiliation? Well when i was his wife kiyoomi has not one, not two......but three other confirmed mistresses.K: awe 'confirmed mistresses' GET OVER IT!!
"𝗢𝗠𝗚 𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻" 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘃
S: ohhh you little-
O: oh shes right, its stupid!!
A:hello? Son lost a mother?
O: shut up Atsumu
Ak:Guys please!!! Koushi its your turn. Take it away.
Su:......*music starts* you know what im good. *music stops* Yeah.... I cant keep doing this."𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁? 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗦𝘂𝗴𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆" 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗮𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗮.
"𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗶𝘀𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀" 𝗬𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝗶𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗲K:......... Hahaha what?
Su: sorry um... Im sorry for um...."𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴? 𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴." 𝗦𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗔𝗸𝗮𝗴𝗶 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗞𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶 𝗵𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗢𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘄𝗮.
Su: its just um we're here singing all these things just being like 'lets see who gets best response, trauma or abuse wooo.....' Should we really be doing this.
𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗮𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀. 𝗗𝗮𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱.
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