𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 [MOSTLY ATSUMU]

Demon slayer skit

(Atsumu as Shinobu

Hinata as Tanjiro

Noya as Zenitsu

Sakusa as Giyuu

Yachi as Nezuko

Further characters would be stated if I add them in the skit along the way)

"Hola my friends! Its been such a long time since we saw each other, ain't it?" Kris said when suddenly a packet of popcorn is thrown at them. "*gasp* Rood" Kris said dramatically.

"Why are we back here again?" asked a annoyed Tsukkishima. He and Hinata were in middle of something when suddenly they were sucked into this theater. Many couples were annoyed cause they were either having some fun of sleeping when they were teleported here. "Ha that's cause the Author does not want this book to be over and wants to continue it. after all its her 46 or something story. She at least wants to do 69 stories if you know what I mean(¬‿¬)" Everyone just groaned but let it slide considering this time they were all sitting in Couples bed with their partners, so now they could cuddle each other. Osamu was not happy with letting Sakusa sleeping next to his brother but let it slide this time around and cuddled with Rin instead.

"Ahem so this time we are going into the Demon slayer world. This world consists of Demons and Demon slayer. I wont tell more, just watch it." Kris said and went to their sit to eat snacks and cuddle their Atsumu plushie, its a insider but I've heard that Author wants that plushie too but is too broke to afford it.

The screen light up and showed Atsumu wearing a purple type of robe and a sword in hand. He suddenly goes behind a complete white looking girl who has red tattoos around her face.

"Soooo my brother is a demon?" 

"No, he is the demon slayer. The girl is the demon."

"Yeah of course."

Back to the screen

Atsumu goes near her ear and says, "Ah~ how amazing. Do you release those thread from the palms of your hands?" The girl stays still. Fear clear in her eyes as Atsumu just smiles and continues to speak. "Good Evening. The moon is quite lovely tonight, don't you think?" All while Atsumu has a smile on his face. 

"I don't know why but Atsumu san smiling is my new fear." Hinata says. Atsumu who was cuddling Sakusa turns around and looks at Hinata with a smile, "Why is that Karasuno no. 10?" Hinata gets spooked and hugs Kei even more tightly. Atsumu turned around and snickered while Sakusa just rolled his eyes at his babys childishness. 

The demon girl quickly moves away and throws some kind of webs at Atsumu which he quickly dodges. Atsumu kept dodging till he got near the girl. He quickly kicked her a few times before pinning her down using his foot.

"whoa that's amazing bestie." Oikawa said.

"Thanks bestie😌💅"

Back on the screen, Atsumu asks the girl, "Sweet little girl, how many people have you killed?"

(Do yall hear that.......Sounds like.....Jealous Sakusa noises🤭)

The girl replies, "Five." Atsumu looks at her still smiling. 

"You've devoured at least 85 humans , haven't you?" Atsumu says

"Holy shit 85 human!" Kenma said while looking at the screen. "That's a lot of humans man." Semi said.

"It indeed is. But looking at that the girl is a demon, it might be a normal number for her." Ushijima said.

"On the west side of the mountains, I saw hordes of cocoon hanging from the tree." The screen showed many large Cocoon type of things hanging from the trees. "In that spot alone I counted at least fourteen cocoons." Atsumu said.

"Wow Atsumu san must have counted really fast if he could know that by just looking at them." Yamaguchi said. "Yeah Tsumu is actually really good at math. That's how he is quickly able to count the number of sets he has to do for a match and also make a strategy out of it." Osamu said feeling proud of his brother but his voice was still bland. All of a sudden a pillow was thrown at his face, "Wow Samu, why dont you tell them about our strategy too huh!?" Atsumu said while giving a bone chilling but still a sweet smile. Now that he knows this peoples weakness he is going to exploit it to his hearts content. *Evil atsumu noises*

On the screen, Atsumu opened the girls eyes and said, "I could gouge your eyes out. Or slash your stomach to pull your organs out." The girl squicked while everyone in theater gagged at the idea. The girl pushed Atsumu away and screamed, "DIE YOU BITCH" while throwing webs at him.

"OH NO ATSUMU!" Everyone in theater screamed. "Yeah." Atsumu in the theater calmly replied while eating popcorn, eyes still on the screen while Kris sniggered from their spot. 

Atsumu slashed the webs while his eyes darkened, "I can see that we will never be friends."

"Why tf he wants to be friends with that Demon🙄" Tsukkishima said while rolling his eyes.

The girl turned around to throw more webs but didn't see anyone. Atsumu jumped and dived towards the demon girl. Purple beautiful butterfly scattered behind him. The butterflies kept flying and the girl only looked completely confused. Suddenly a butterfly landed on her finger after which Atsumu slashed her.

"WHOA TSUM TSUM YOURE SO COOL. AGHAASHI DID YOU SEE? THAT WAS SO COOL!" Bokuto said while everyone else agreed. 

"Insect breathing butterfly dance.......Caprice." Atsumu calmly said.

The girl the looked at Atsumu and thought,'That's someone I can defeat' when suddenly she started feeling pain. Blood started coming from her body as she died of poison.

"That's what she gets for underestimating my baby." Kiyoomi said while kissing Atsumus face cheeks. While Inarizaki tried not to hit him.

Atsumu slashes his sword around, "You might have thought that youre safe cause you didn't get beheaded, he does a really cool sword swinging which I cant describe. "Hehe pardon me. You cant hear me cause you're dead. Careless of me" The salty gang chuckles at it a little.

With that the screen turn black.

Don't worry Guys. I'll be doing a whole series about it. Now that I'm free of all the exams for the time being. Ahem anyways, I'm So sorry for not Updating here. As I've said before, this book requires a lot of dialogues which I'm not good with. I'm of course trying to get better but it might take a while before I can make stories with good dialogues and bad like this one here.

Thanks for being patient, I'll try to make more updates here.

Love ya💜