𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 [MOSTLY ATSUMU]

Ex- wives

The screen light up and showed all six setters in female version of them with mikes in hand

Shirabo= divorced

(Everyone=what fhe fawk😃)

Kenma= beheaded

Atsumu= died

(Inarizaki team= nuuuu our baby😢)

Akashi= divorced
(Bokuto= *emo mode* akashi was married to someone😢)

Oikawa= beheaded
(Entire aoba johsai= no kawa/ babe/mom!)

Suga= survived
(Karasuno=sighs in reliefs)

Shirabo= and tonight we are!

All setters together= LIVEEEEEE!

Shirabo= listen up let me tell you a story

Kenma= a story that you you've heard before~

Atsumu= we know you know our names and our fame and our faces

Akashi= know all about the glories and disgraced

Oikawa= I'm done cause all this time I've been just one word of a stupid rhyme

Suga= so I picked up a pen and a microphone

All together= history's about to get overthrown

(Kuroo= wow they all sing really good
Bokuto=ikr. My akashi looks so beautiful *simp*)

Shirabo= divorced
Kenma= beheaded
Atsumu= died
Akashi= divorced
Oikawa= beheaded
Suga= survived

All together= but just for you tonight, we are divorced, beheaded, liiiive~
Welcome to the show to the historemix
Switching up the flow as we add prefix

(Hinata= huh? What do they mean prefix?
Tsukki= just watch babe. We will find out later maybe.

Hinata nods head in understanding and snuggles close to tsukki)

Everyone together= raising up the roof till we hit the ceiling
Ready for the truth that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we used to be six wivesss~
Now we are Ex wives

(Ushijima= what truth are they talking about?
Kristin= just watch ushi baby. You'll find out.

Ushijima nods his head in understanding as tendo baby glares at Kristin while possessively hugging ushi baby. How cute 😍)

#lmao I'm lazy im gonna use first later of their name. Also s for shirabo, su for suga, a for atsumu and ak for akashi.#

S= all you ever hear and read about
K= is our ex and the way it ended

(Everyone in the theater= OUR EX!?
While looking at Kristin for answers

Kristin= omg just keep watching. You'll understand🙄)

A= but a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
Ak= you're gonna find out how we got unfriendly
O= tonight we gonna do ourselves justice cause we're taking you to court

(Ushi baby= if he had come to shiratorizawa he would have got his justice

Everyone in the damn theater facepalms)

Su= every tudor rose has has its thorns and you're gonna hear them in live consort

S= divorced

(Tsukki= again! How many times are they gonna repeat

The innocent group {hinata, yachi, Yamaguchi, watari, goshiki} = omg shut up!

Tsukki🤐}

K=beheaded
A= died