You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
You: Hello
Stranger: HEY FUCKASS
You: Is This Karkat
Stranger: WHO THE FUCKING HELL WOULD IT BE?
You: How Should I Know
Stranger: YOU ARE A DUMBASS KANAYA
You: And Youre The Nicest Troll I Know
Stranger: I TRY TO BE
You: Of Course You Do
Stranger: SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
You: Regular
You: If I Even Know What That Means Anymore
You: What About You
Stranger: SCARED TO FUCKING HELL LIKE ALWAYS
You: What Is It Now
Stranger: I AM ALONE. TEREZI LEFT ME. I HAVE NO ONE AROUND ME ANYMORE
You: I May Not Be Nearby But I Am Still Your Friend
You: Or Have You Forgotten About Me Already
Stranger: NO, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HATE ME BY NOW LIKE EVERYONE ELSE...
You: Karkat I Could Never Hate You
You: I Can Be Really Mad At Whatever Latest Thing Youve Pulled But I Cant Hate You
Stranger: WHY CAN YOU NOT? I
Stranger: AM A COMPLETE FAILURE
You: Because I Know You Too Well To Hate You
Stranger: BUT SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE AND THEY ALL HATE ME
Stranger: I GUESS NO ONE KNOWS ME AS WELL AS YOU
You: Yes Exactly
Stranger: WE DO HAVE HISTORY
You: Yes
Stranger: YOU DO KNOW I MISS YOU
You: I Miss You Too
You: It Has Been Too Long Since We Last Actually Saw Each Other
Stranger: YEAH I KNOW
You: I Cant Remember The Last Time We Did
Stranger: I DON'T EITHER. I WISH WE COULD MET UP.
You: As Do I
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU?
You: Home
You: What About You
Stranger: AT MY HIVE
You: So Were Not Too Far Away From Each Other Then
Stranger: NOT AT ALL. WAIT I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.
