You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
Stranger: HEY
You: Hello
Stranger: WHATS UP
You: The Sky Is Up Karkat
Stranger: OH WOW WAY TO BE CREATIVE.
Stranger: A FUCKING GENIOUS
Stranger: THATS WHAT YOU ARE
You: It Appears So
Stranger: WOW COULD YOU BE ANYMORE STUCK UP KANAYA?
Stranger: I THINK THAT ROSE HUMAN IS RUBBING OFF ON YOU
Stranger: EWW
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
You: You Are Saying The Wrong Things
Stranger: HOW SO
You: It Is Quite Amusing
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYNG THAT IS WRONG?
You: You Are Realizing The Double Meanings Of Some Choice Words
Stranger: YEAH WELL MAYBE STRIDER IS GETTING TO ME
Stranger: NOT THAT I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH HIM
Stranger: HE'S JUST ALWAYS THERE
You: So You Say
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN>?
You: Maybe You Want Him To Be There
Stranger: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT THAT??
Stranger: HE'S JUST SOME M=BLONDE GLASSES WEARING DOUCHEBAG
Stranger: WHO CAN'T RAP FOR SHIT
You: You Seen To Be Getting Quite Friendly With Mr Strider
Stranger: AND THINKS HE'S COOL WHEN IRONICALLY HES NOT
Stranger: SAYS WHO?
Stranger: FRIENDLY WITH STRIDER?
You: Yes
You: Friendly With Strider
Stranger: I'D RATHER BUMP BULGES WITH ERIDAN
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: DON'T TELL ERIDAN I SAID THAT
Stranger: I MEANT LIKE METAPHORICALLY
You: Well Then
Stranger: NONO NO NO NO
Stranger: DON'T WELL THEN ME
Stranger: I SAID I MEANT IT METAPHORICALLY
You: Yes You Said That