You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
You: :33 < hi!
Stranger: HEY NEPETA
You: :33 < karkitty?
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU KNOW THAT YELLS EVERYTHING THEY SAY.
Stranger: ACTUALLY WAIT, I GUESS A FEW OF OUR FUCKING FRIENDS DO DONT THEY...
You: :33 < oh karkitty!
Stranger: FUCK, NOT EVEN THAT'S MY THING... SORRY, GETTING DISTRACTED IN MY OWN STUPID THOUGHTS
Stranger: WHATS UP NEP?
You: :33 < nothing much, just adding to my shipping wall. i just went hunting.
Stranger: STILL ENJOY MATCHING OUR FRIENDS ROMANTICALLY IN A CREEPY WAY?
You: :33 < it's fun and it isn't creepy. *ac tackles karkitty*
Stranger: OW FUCK *struggles* SHIT FOR BEING SO SMALL YOU ARE... KINDA HEAVY
You: :33 < hehe. *paws karkitty's face*
Stranger: ...
Stranger: NEPETA. WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME NOW.
You: :33 < why should i?
Stranger: OH MY FUCKING GOD... FINE, ILL SAY YOUR SHIPPING OR WHATEVER ISN'T CREEPY, OKAY?
You: :33 < good. *ac patiently waits for karkitty to say just that*
Stranger: ... YOU BETTER APPRECIATE HOW MUCH I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING HURT MY THINK PAN SAYING THIS OKAY. HERE WE GO:
Stranger: NEPETA, YOUR SHIPPING THING OR WHATEVER ISNT CREEPY. NOW PLEASE GET OFF OF ME.
You: :33 < fine. *ac leaps off karkitty and starts to groom her fur*
You: :33 < that was fun!
Stranger: *sits up rubbing his head* FOR YOU MAYBE...
You: :33 < yep, for me!
Stranger: SO WHO DID YOU SHIP TODAY THEN? MIGHT AS WELL TAKE AN INTEREST SO I DON'T GET TACKLED AGAIN.
You: :33 < well, i've been noticing lately how much feferi and sollux have been chatting, so... that's exactly what i did.
Stranger: OH YEAH, CAPTOR AND PEIXES. SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
Stranger: IM SURE AMPORA WILL TAKE THAT WELL TOO...
You: :33 < he hasn't found out about that yet, i don't think. or else he would freak.
You: :33 < after all, he hates us landdwellers. *ac frowns*
Stranger: YEAH HE'S A FUCKING MORON. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'LL ACTUALLY GO THROUGH HIS STUPID WORLD DOMINATION PLAN OR WHATEVER.
Stranger: ESPECIALLY KNOWING HOW PISSED FEFERI WILL BE IF HE KILLS US ALL
You: :33 < she would probably hate him. hey... i just got a new idea for a ship! this is purrfect!
Stranger: OH GOG, IF I'M INVOLVED IN IT IN ANY WAY I SWEAR...
