You were out on a stroll with your pet toad. His name was Rick E. He sat on your head while you strolled through the neighborhood. You noticed your classmate, Mont walking towards you. "Oh hey Mont." You waved at him, making sure not to drop Rick E. Mont waved back. "Hey Gomery!" Mont ran up to you. "Can I feed Rick E?" He sat down on the road. "Nah." You sat down too. Mont shrugged. "Ok." He then stole Rick E off of your head, stood up, and waltzed up a tree. "Hey! Bring him back!" You pointed towards the tree. "Nah." He says as he twerks on a tree branch. You watched as Rick E was twerking on the tree branch as well. "Ok," You said, walking back to your house. 'Life sure is lonely without Rick E.' You thought. "Hmm. I should go watch 50 Shades of Grey again that was such a good Disney movie!" You run downstairs only to see Rick E and Mont eating grapes. You sit down next to them and steal their grapes. "You steal Rick E imma steal yo grapes." You said, with 15 grapes in your (ass) cheeks. "Do the hokey pokey." Mont replied. You started doing the hokey pokey but was interrupted. "And turn yo big a$$ around and get the fok back to yo fokin seat. The fok is wrong wit yo ashy a$$." Mont said, twerking. You just stared in awe. "How dare you, Mont. I thought we were friends." You sobbed. Mont was still twerking. "If I just offended you, I am going to remind you in advance, that I am very sorry and I apologize for the inconvenience of me not givin a FOK."
A/N: Help.
