You had just finished a 340 page essay and jumped out your window to get some Nutrigrain Bars from the store. You sprinted across the street into the store. Once you got in the aisle you noticed there was only one more Nutrigrain Bar left. You look towards the end of the aisle and notice a talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shat on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it man sprinting towards the Nutrigrain Bar. You sprinted, too, and crashed into him. "GIVE ME THE FREAKING NUTRIGRAIN BAR." He yelled. "NO." You yelled back. A crowd started to form around you. You unwrapped the bar and started eating it in front of him. He then chomped down on the other end and broke off the biggest piece. He then ran out of the store with you running after him. You both arrived at his house and decided to chill on the couch and watch Nutrigrain Bar commercials.
You then got a pet rabbit and fed it so many Nutrigrain Bars it died.
The End.
