—COMMAND CHAT—
Woof: Wow can't believe Sparkler got rights without us
Woof: So rude
King Dumbass: I DIDN'T ASK FOR RIGHTS
King Dumbass: THEY WERE THRUST UPON ME
Shady: so rude
Scored: COMMANDER SHADE???
Shady: Hey Kot'ika
Dad-17: Hey Vod
Shady: Hey Vod
Rexster: wait who
Wine Aunt: He's an alpha batcher smh
Wine Aunt: He's General Evergreen's commander
Shady: Hi Fox'ika :)
Wine Aunt: Hey :)
Shady: Anyway
Shady: Hi I'm Commander Shade, aka Alpha-67, I'm the one who they were making the "W I D E" memes about on Holonet
Rexster: Wait that was you
Rexster: So I have you to blame for General Skywalker and Commander Tano spamming me with that >:(
Shady: And that poem my wife wrote that's been circulating
Greese: wait you're the subject of the Swirling Stone poem???
Greese: I've been analyzing it for months!
Shady: Of course you have
Scored: Wait
Scored: WIFE???
Dad-17: It was a beautiful ceremony.
Shady: If Sparkler can have rights, I can have a wife
King Dumbass: Touché
Wine Aunt: Oh that reminds me
Wine Aunt: Your request was received Sparkler. It's being processed, should be done by tomorrow.
King Dumbass: Great! That was my first order of business now that I have rights
Wine Aunt: I can't believe you called yourself Dral Sunna
Greese: I choked on my drink
Greese: YOU CALLED YOURSELF WHAT
King Dumbass: IN MY DEFENSE I COULDN'T JUST SAY SPARKLER
Woof: OH MY GOD PONDS WOULD BE MAKING FUN OF YOU VOD
Windu Washer: Oh I am.
Windu Washer: I told General Windu what you did Sparkler
Windu Washer: The hell is that "would" bs, I'm not dead
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