Alternate Start (ARCHIVE)

Chapter Forty One: Intermission with a side of eggs

((You guys can have chatfic intermission. As a treat for the shitshow I'm about to put you through :) ))

—GAR CHAOS DEMONS—

Baby ARC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Baby ARC: pERMISSION TO R A N T ?

Fives out of 10: Wow okay
Fives out of 10: Uh
Fives out of 10: Go for it Hardcase???

Wax On: Hi Hardcase how are you

Med Kix: Wow he's been typing for like??

The Spy: Five minutes

Baby ARC: Alpha-17 is a fucking asshole like oh my god he somehow managed to make Dogma wound up enough to almost break a Kaminoan's fingers holy FUCK and I think Tup almost bit someone??? He's making everyone go feral including me and he ENCOURAGES ME to blow shit up so I mean that's GREAT but fuck I just want to call Theya and we get like 30 minutes of downtime every three days and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fukcign KRIFF I haven't hurt this muhc since I was like 7 or 8 and I have no clue what they put in that fucking nutrient paste but WOW I AM SO MUCH KARKING BULKIER????
Baby ARC: My vibes have never been more manic in my life

Stealth: Oh lmao I see 17 hasn't changed at all
Stealth: He always made everyone's vibes completely fucking manic
Stealth: We inadvertently helped Wolffe get his name

Stinker: Oh now I gotta know
Stinker: What did Wolffe do?

Stealth: He bit a trainer

Abandon Ship: WHAT

Stealth: HE BIT THAT TRAINER WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION I SWEAR
Stealth: I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR FERAL VOD'IKE
Stealth: Except for Agol. Little bastard makes me so proud. I taught him well.

Wax Off: He bit one of the shinies
Wax Off: Some kid named Cardinal

Stealth: Was he asking for it?

Wax On: Said he could take him on

Stealth: He was asking for it then.
Stealth: Honestly? I'm so very proud of my little squad of Vod'ike

Reg Manual: And that would be???

Stealth: Oh! Commanders Wish, Bavar, Agol, Arla, and Sparkler

Fives out of 10: Can
Fives out of 10: Can we get cadet stories about the commanders please sir?

Stealth: Absolutely but you didn't get these from me.
Stealth: Agol got his name because he bit the Prime and almost tore off a chunk. Prime then said "ALRIGHT KRIFFER NEW PLAN, SINCE YOU LIKE RIPPING CHUNKS OUT OF THINGS YOUR NAME IS AGOL, CONGRATS" then headed to get stitches.

Jesser: Absolute madlad

Stealth: Sparkler got his name because he walked into a glitter prank meant for 17, set up by Fox and Arla when they were six. Poor kid, originally tried to call himself Dral after I suggested it.

The Spy: Sir. Sir I implore you PLEASE tell us what happened when Fox was eight, Thorn and Thire keep using it to threaten himmmmmmmm