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Chapter Thirty Five: Mandalore

—Batchmates of the Mand'alor—

Flimsiplast: I can't believe you've done this Agol

Blood for the Blood Clone: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME

Flimsiplast: CAPTAIN LIGHTER TOLD ME YOU BIT ONE OF MY FORMER MEN!!!

Wish upon a Star: wow really Agol

Tabk: Wow Agol can't believe this

Blood for the Blood Clone: WOW OKAY IN MY DEFENSE HE ASKED TO SPAR WITH ME ARLA
Blood for the Blood Clone: HE NEVER SAID I COULDN'T BITE

Flimsiplast: I WILL COME OUT OF HIDING AND "DEFENSE" YOUR SHEBS OUT THE AIRLOCK TROOPER

Blood for the Blood Clone: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ARLA

Mand'alor2: vod_pile.png
Mand'alor2: we're about to go talk to Duchess Satine and these idiots (excluding Din) are still sleeping I swear to Fett

Tabk: SPARKLER DID YOU PICK UP ANOTHER KID

Mand'alor2: MAYBE

Mand'alor: what the fresh hell commander

Mand'alor2: CLOAK I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THROUGH MY CHATROOMS
Mand'alor2: DISCOUNT REX

Blood for the Blood Clone: WOW HE CAME FOR CLOAK'S LIFE

Mand'alor2: I HAVE TO GO, GET OUT OF MY COMMS CLOAK, AND DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE KIDS

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Sparkler rolled his eyes and lightly shook Slick. "Hey, Slick, Boba, c'mon vod'ike we have to go."

Sparkler picked up Din, then set him on his feet, which got him started with waking up. Sparkler lightly nudged him in the direction of his bag that had his clothes in it, watching him trudge off to change. He wasn't so gentle with Slick, while he had done the same thing to Boba he had done with Din.

He gave Boba an evil grin, whispering, "Hey Boba, want to see a trick I learned on Kamino?"

Boba rubbed his eyes and shrugged, "Sure."

"Din, cover your ears."

Din took a moment to register the command but did as he was told. Sparkler rubbed his hands together evilly and cleared his throat. He kept his voice down as much as he could as he bellowed,

"Troopers, attention!"

Slick, still showing that lovely ten years of training and conditioning, scrambled to his feet, clearly wide eyed in panic. His expression dropped as Boba fell over absolutely dying and Sparkler started crying laughing. Even Din cracked a little smile.

"You, vod, are an asshole." Slick grumbled, grabbing his clothes and beskar.

"Learned from the best, Slick." Sparkler grinned as he calmed down, picking up his cloak from the blanket nest and making sure it attached between his shoulder bell and chest plate. He and Bo-Katan already had an answer prepared for if Satine raises a fuss about his helmet.