Dad: Hey son can I have you pick up some pears?
Son: What why
Dad: For your mother, she is cramping
Son: ...
Dad: ... what
Dad: Oh no no no I ment cooking
Son: yeah ok dad

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Jokes / my diary
Humorthis book will include a joke also including thoughts and memories and stories from my life. some of these jokes est will have seen in other books mostly from kmsl weburnyouburnwithus