Dumb Jokes

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My friend told me to hot that whip so I went to the movies, saw Indiana Jones and when he pulled out his whip, I hit the screen.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor. He felt crummy.

Why did Sara throw the clock out the window. She wanted time to fly.

Why should not you not write with a broken pincle? Because it is pointless

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite

Jokes by: Dylan exept for the first one

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