Jokes

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Why can't you trust the lion because they be lyin

Why was this kitten afraid to climb the tree because she was afraid of the dark

3 kids were stranded on an island Jose Grant and Sanjay

They found a Magic coconut in it grant each one of them one wish

Jose wished he could go home and he got the wish he appeared at home

Grant wished the same thing, and then appeared home

Sanjay was lonely so he wished his two best friends would be there... great!

I was walking with my best friend to school for a movie night and then this lady came to us and she said scat

so my friend started pooping on the sidewalk and I started going to DD DD DD boob boob boob boob

You know what to do with a big fat butt

Leedle leedle leedle

DDD do do

Leedle leedle leedle

DDD do do

Just a little Bittle

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