So I walked in to a restaurant with to my friends and this lady asked would you like a table and I was like no carpet for three please!
Sitting here with my dog he's panting looking at him and he has his tongue out. Looking at his stomach and he's going really fast something wrong. Maybe eating too much. Oh wait he's having an anxiety attack!
Club is going up on a 44 that's me get some cold cuts get some leedle leedle leedle ... stop wait a minute fill my cup with liquor in it! Wait a minute I think I just got mixed up.
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Jokes / my diary
Humorthis book will include a joke also including thoughts and memories and stories from my life. some of these jokes est will have seen in other books mostly from kmsl weburnyouburnwithus
