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irene storming down the stairs: JACKSONNNN!!! JUST ONE DAY FOR GOD'S SAKE-- ONE. FREAKING. DAY.

jackson: what??! i can't hear you!!

irene: STOP THAT THING RIGHT NOW

jackson: geez woman, how do you want me to make my shake then??

irene: YOU DON'T. DON'T BOTHER. DON'T DO ANYTHING. NO SHAKES. NO BLENDER. NOTHING!

jackson: are you sure about that? because how do you think I'll keep these muscles you love so much without my protein-

irene: GO TO SLEEP. IT'S 5AM.

jackson: i need to go to the gym tho

irene: CAN YOU NOT FOR A SINGLE DAY??

jackson: you can stop using caps now. and no baby, sacrifices need to be made to keep this perfect body.

irene: i have the urge to strangle you right now

jackson smirking: didn't know you were into that

irene: you got three seconds or i'm shoving the disgusting shake up your other end

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