irene storming down the stairs: JACKSONNNN!!! JUST ONE DAY FOR GOD'S SAKE-- ONE. FREAKING. DAY.
jackson: what??! i can't hear you!!
irene: STOP THAT THING RIGHT NOW
jackson: geez woman, how do you want me to make my shake then??
irene: YOU DON'T. DON'T BOTHER. DON'T DO ANYTHING. NO SHAKES. NO BLENDER. NOTHING!
jackson: are you sure about that? because how do you think I'll keep these muscles you love so much without my protein-
irene: GO TO SLEEP. IT'S 5AM.
jackson: i need to go to the gym tho
irene: CAN YOU NOT FOR A SINGLE DAY??
jackson: you can stop using caps now. and no baby, sacrifices need to be made to keep this perfect body.
irene: i have the urge to strangle you right now
jackson smirking: didn't know you were into that
irene: you got three seconds or i'm shoving the disgusting shake up your other end
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