irene: jackson, jackson, jackson!
jackson: baby, i'm trying to sleep...
irene: sorry, sorry, but it'll be a quick joke, don't be a boomer
jackson: boomer? wha—
irene: just listen. how does a banana greet another banana?
jackson: they say: "hi fellow companion, may i go to sleep please? my girlfriend made me paint the bits of wall she couldn't reach in the whole apartment and now my body's killing me. how about next time you don't drink coffee you don't even like before bed so you can sleep and let your amazing boyfriend rest too?"
irene: oh wow, that was long... but no you silly jacky!!! they say "YELLOW"!
jackson:
irene: isn't it SO funny!?!
jackson: i'm burning all the coffee we own in the morning.
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Jackrene
Short Storyjust a bunch of very short ideas I think about but never commit to write because i'm a lazy ass...
