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Complete and utter cringe. Wrote this is my weird era 💀 Youve been warned
✎ Y/N L/N is a young woman who works for the mafia, along with her partner, Gojo Satoru. They're known to be the most ruthless duo around. She's used to her whit...
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"How are you doing mom?", you ask as you replace the flowers in her vase with some new ones.
"You shouldn't worry about me honey. I'm much tougher than i look", she exclaims flexing her 'muscles'.
Although your mom is only 39, she is very sick and as a result of that she's bedridden for most of the day and only goes out for fresh air once in a while, with help of course. She also doesn't know you are part of the mafia because you don't want to worry her.
"So how are your studies going", she asks.
"Same old, same old", you sigh.
"Yo", you heard a familiar voice say. You turn to the side to see no other Gojo Satoru squatting on the window and waving his hand at you and your mother.
"Who is that?", you mom asked surprised. "And did he come in through the window?".
how the fuck did he find out where i- is he stalking me??
"Uhh i don't know did he? Beats me, i've never seen this guy in my life", you laugh nervously as you rub the back of your neck.
"That's a funny joke princess", Gojo laughed hysterically as you give him an 'are you fucking shitting me' face.
"I was around so I thought i might as well pay a visit to my future mother in law!", he says as he jumps off the window and into the room.
"So you do know him", your mom said as she pointed a finger at you. "C'mon y/nn there's no use in hiding it at this point", your mom said as she shrugged her shoulders. "He's your boyfriend isn't he", she smirked as she nudged your shoulder.
"I assure you mom it's nothing like that", you sigh. "He's my.... uhh- oh! He's my neighbour!", you furrow your brows.
"Oh c'mon y/n no need to be so formal of course i'm not you neig—", but before Gojo could finish you dragged him by the ear out the door but made sure to say goodbye to your mom. "See you later mom".
"Do you wanna put my mom in cardiac arrest?! Why would you come in through the window??", you stomp angrily down the stairs.
"Oww y/n that hurts", he complains as you continue to drag him down the stairs by his ear. "GET A FUCKING JOB AND STOP PESTERING ME!", you shout in his ear.
"But it's out of love y/nnn", he whines.
"GOJO SATORU I WILL SKIN YOUR DICK WITH A CHEESE GRATER AND SPOON FEED IT TO YOU DON'T TEST ME",you aggressively let go of his ear.
"It would be an honour to be spoon fed by my princess", he said softly as he put his hand up to his chest.
Why's he like this?!
"So princess where ya off to?", he asks as he walks beside you.
"I'm going to the strip clun", you replied nonchalantly. "But you're wearing your school uniform silly", he said oblivious to the joke. At this point you were fed up and just quickened your pace.
"Oh is this a race?", Gojo hollered.
~ short timeskip~
You eventually got to school after what felt like hours with Gojo asking you a bunch of random questions. "See you tonight", you wave to him as you enter the school gates.
"Oh we're getting straight to the good bit are we?", he shouts.
how embarrassing.
"You know what I mean", you shout back.
"Hahaha see you later princess", he exclaimed jumping around and waving both his hands at you.
Y'know dying doesn't even sound half bad—
~timeskip to after school~
"Hey", Gojo was standing outside your school gates waiting for you.
"You really need to get a day job Gojo, you attract way too much attention here especially the fact that you have white hair and you're wearing shades when the sun isn't even out", you said without greeting him.
"But this is my aesthetic y/n", he whined which made you genuinely laugh.
"Y'know Gojo you never cease to make me laugh".
"And guess what? Since i'm the nicest person you know, we'll get daifuku!", your eyes sparkled as soon as you heard 'daifuku' was involved.
"Daifuku! Daifuku", you chanted. This was the side of you Gojo loved the most but didn't get to see often.
"But wait", you said as you stopped walking. "What kind of daifuku", you asked.
"Ohh i know this! It's the strawberry and red bean paste", he quoted word for word. You continued your chant.
You guys came out of the shop with a big box of daifuku and as Gojo reached for one, you quickly slapped his hand away, "I thought you were treating me", you say hugging the box.
"Just one! Please! And besides, it was my money", he pleaded.
"Mmm.. fine. Since it was your money", you pouted.
You brought one out and broke it in half and gave one part to him. "You're the most greediest person I know", he laughed as he poked your side.
"That's because i know there's a catch", you said as you stuffed your face with daifuku.
"How did you knoww", he remarked.
"Gojo I can read you like an open book".
Gojo let out a sigh. "I know how much you hate them but, we have a meeting at hq with the boss tonight", he confessed.
You let out a groan as you throw the box into the trash can. "But whyy everyone's always so serious and i hate it", you complain.
"I don't think you want to get on the boss' bad side, you haven't attended any of the meetings this month and if you do get on his bad side, you won't be able to come back", Gojo explained.
"Fine fine i'll come", you muttered folding your arms.
"And he also said you can't show up in your pjs like you did last time~", he sang. You let out an exaggerated sigh. "See you tonight princess", he said as he put a hand on your shoulder and you parted ways.
A/N: make sure to share this story with other gojo lovers and have a wonderful day/ peaceful night <3
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