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Jason Voorhees (Friday The 13th)

🔪Iconic horror movie character timeeeee bc I know y'all teratophilliacs love this guy🔪

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A = Aftercare

Oh Jason is just one big dumb sweetheart! This unit of a man loves to just coddle you while he has you scooped up in his arms. He's just so patient and docile with you. Compared to him, you're hella small which is why is is so easy for him to hold you like a small kitten haha.

B = Body Part

Jason doesn't have a favorite body part- he likes everything about your body equally. In fact, to him, your personality outweighs your physical traits. He doesn't care what's on the outside, but rather what's inside (no not your organs, I mean your personality!!!) He really isn't one to objectify you. He's a modest man really. Guess mama Voorhees taught him well.

C = Cum

Well, there a lot of it that's for sure. I mean, he's a man thats 6' 5", so of course he's got a big load waiting for you. It's thick, icy cold, and translucent white. You always let out a sharp gasp as he cums inside you . The icy coldness of his jizz filling your warm womb gives quite the shock.

D = Dirty Secret

He wishes the relationship could be more public. But he knows that a giant undead man with a young woman would get you some weird looks.

E = Experience

Might sound like a shocker, but he's still total virgin.
Ever since he had drowned in Crystal Lake because of some ignorant teenagers getting down, he was distasteful about the idea of sex and such. But that all changed when he met you, a single girl that liked hiking and fishing in the woods .

F = Favorite Position

Oh wow. Due to his size, there isn't a lot of positions to choose from. But one things for sure, you're mostly on top as he is afraid he'll crush you if it was the other way around. But if he were to choose favorites, it would be "Cowgirl" As it's simple but effective.

G = Goofy

Nope. No laughs from this guy during sex. A scary, hulking unit of a man who wears a hockey mask and carries a machete? Yeah...hahaha no - no laughs here. Even then, it's hard to laugh when he is fucking you into pure bliss.

H = Hair

Hmmmmm... Hobo definitely. Shaving and Jason Voorhees do not go together.

I = Intimacy

He's prefect. He tries his best to give you gifts - either by stealing the posessions of his victims or flowers from the forest. Sorry gals, you're gonna have to deal with Daisies and other wild flowers. But either way, you adore his efforts. Something about a scary hulking giant like him giving you a clutch of colorful flowers is adorable .

J = Jack Off

Meh. He just isn't the guy to do that haha. His sex drive isn't crazy like you'd think.

K = Kinks

Dirty Talk, body praise, and public sex. It really gets him going when you beg for him in the most verbally sexual way possible. He doesn't talk, so you're the only one doing the talking. Body praise is another thing. He loves the feeling of being so special to someone. When your just running your hands over his ripped body and saying all sorts of dirty things, it's hard for him to hold back on just cramming his dick into you. Public sex is something you didn't expect from the relatively modest Jason- but here we are. Those two campers got a pretty nice show seeing you being absolutely annihilated by the hockey -masked killer.

L = Location

The woods baby. That or that disheveled house he resides in. Usually you two are getting down and dirty in the woods in the dead of night. As for when it's raining, you two are fucking at his place because ain't there no way your getting a nasty cold from having sex in the rain.

M = Motivation

Being mischievous. I dunno... It's just something about you pranking campers with the whole "chainsaw -psycho" thing. Oh, and keep in mind, that chainsaw was real so it really adds to the realism.

N = No No's

You going out into the woods alone at night. Jason is always worried about your wellbeing as you're just a tiny human compared to the giant undead man he is.

O = Oral

Gives. He always gives. It's too funny to watch you try and fit him into your mouth not gonna lie. But you're not complaining, he's pretty good at going down on you.

P = Pace

Slow and sensual. He's a gentle soul during intercourse, unless you tell him to be otherwise. But he prefers to be mellow since you're just so tiny. The feeling of his cock gently pressing against your g-spot is amazing. Slow and steady wins the race guys.

Q = Quickie

Nope. He's not a horn dog, guys. He believes that intimacy is a special thing that shouldn't be abused. He would hate to be like the horny and careless teenagers he slaughters. As for you, that's probably another story. You have to fucking beg him to get a quickie, and eventually he'll relent.

R = Risk

The most risky thing you two get up to is the semi public sex thing. It's not uncommon for you two to nearly get caught by stupid teenagers or the occasional family. But Jason is too afraid to do anything that involves masochism -he's worried he'll hurt you .

S = Stamina

Mans could go on for hours bruh. Of course, he may be immortal , but he does not have infinite stamina. There's no exact number of how many rounds he'll have with you, but you'll be exhausted when he's done with you.

T = Toys

He was so confused when he found the dildo in your backpack. Let's just say that.

U = Unfairness

Jason is anything but unfair. He doesn't deny your orgasms at all. Though...sometimes he may playfully fingerbang you or grab your boobs. Nothing that makes your gut swirl with uncomfort.

V = Volume

Silent. Well, mostly silent. Sometimes you'll get a few grunts from the guy, but nothing more. It's not that he's not enjoying it, it's just being deathly quiet is his thing y'know? 

W = Wildcard

So we not gonna talk about the threesome with Freddy?

X = X-Ray

His weapon of mass destruction is 12 inches in length and 3 in width . He's so big you swear you can see him moving inside you. You're honestly suprised you're not dead yet .

Y = Yearning

He's pretty modest like I said. He's contempt with just getting into things when you want sexy time, but he'll also initiate.

Z = Zzzzz

After hours of intimacy, he'll have you in his big strong arms, cuddling you. Meanwhile you're hugging him like he's some giant undead teddy bear- which he is. He'll continue to swaddle you until you fall asleep in his arms.