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Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)

Everyone's favorite monochrome Clown 🤡

A = Aftercare

Jack isn't one to just get up and leave you hanging. Although he is an evil clown that murders kids and adults in cold blood, he's incredibly affectionate towards you after the hot and steamy sex you had. Whether it's taking a romantic shower or playing a board game, you can always expect something sweet coming from him. And when it's time for you to get some sleep for the night, he pulls you into a surprisingly warm embrace. Not to mention doing this while he assaults you with butterfly kisses.

B = Body Part

Your lips. They're so soft and welcoming when you two lock in a passionate kiss or make out session. Not to mention how good it feels to have them move up and down his length when you're blowing him.

C = Cum

It's very cold I'll give you that. You'll know if he cums inside you when you feel the icy liquid shoot into you, always making you jump in surprise. Other than being cold, it's stark white in color and tastes like... Vanilla? You should also expect a mess when he ejaculates as there's a lot of it. Hell, a lot spills out of your cunt and onto the bed sheets.

D= Dirty Secret

Prior to meeting you, he has had ZERO experience with a woman. I mean, when you're locked in a box for your whole life, getting any kind of experience is impossible. But after years of hearing and seeing Issac Grossman fool around with women, he's got an idea on what to do.

E = Experience

Ha! Virgin. You honestly can't blame him for his lack of experience- I mean, he's been locked in a box for awhile until you found him. Even then, he had no intent on getting freaky with anyone. EVER. However that changed over time haha ;) But like mentioned before, he has seen his previous owner fuck random women time to time, so he has an idea on what to do.

F = Favorite Position

Jack is incredibly flexible. He can fuck you in all sorts of  positions -positions that probably don't even exist. However the most simple an easiest position he can put you into without breaking your fucking back is "Concubine". Nothing is better than having you be the submissive in the situation. 

G = Goofy 

Yeah, he's definitely a clown during intercourse; almost to the point where you completely forget that he is fucking you.  He sure is scary, but idiotically hilarious when he's around you.

H = Hair 

He is incredibly clean for a murderous clown. His hair is always soft, his skin is always smooth, and his clothes are spotless. He always hated the feeling of being dirty,  not to mention dirtied or untrimmed hair.

I = Intimacy

Quite romantic for a clown. He doesn't greet you with the blood and organs of random people like you would think, but rather sweet smelling flowers decorating your bed along with...balloons? Okay. A very eccentric way of showing appreciation, but you adore his efforts nonetheless. 

J = Jerk Off 

Nope! Well, not often at least. Sometimes when he can't have you, he does have to resort to jerking himself off . He always found the act dirty and shameful- not fitting for a scary clown. Luckily you've never caught the sneaky clown.