911: —Nine one one, What's your emergency?—
[Inserte acento gringo]
USA: —¿Hola? No puedo no puedo dejar de hablar español— /Sniff. ):
911: —Oh you speak Spanish, ok I had a little bit in the high school so you're good—
USA: —Nonon0, no hablo españolw— ):
911: —But you are "hablando español"—
USA: —¿Qué está pasandOOoo0w?— /e distorsión. )):
911: —I think what's uhm, "pasando" is that you are speaking Spanish— ._.XD
USA: —NWO. HaBloW. EspAñOL— ))):
911: —Ok let me see if I understand, you don't speak Spanish but right now you're speaking Spanish?—
USA: —¿Pienso que sííww…?— ): —Eswta mañawna, me golpeé la cabeza en la puerta… Y ahowra… ToD0 es eSpaÑoLw— )'
911: —Don't know you are speaking Spanish?—
USA: —Sí— :c
911: —And before you bang your head, did you speak English?—
USA: —Síw— :cc
911: —Ahm… Maybe I'll try to… Bang your head… Again…?— .-.
USA: —¿Miw cawbeza…?—
911: —Your "cabeza"…—
USA: —Clawro…— ):
USA: /Gay silence… —¡Hmmg!— /Putazo.mp3
911: —Sir are you ok?!—
USA: /agitatioN. —It just hurts a little ... WAIT A MINUT3 TH4T'S N0T MEH— )<
911: —Oh right— /Colgar.mp3.
USA:
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