Karl- @Techno @WilburSoot @TommyInnit
I'm coming over in a few hours, are you ready?
Piper- You're lucky, you get to meet each other
I'm so curious about everyone on here
Tubbo- ican intoduce you to tommy at school if you want
TommyInnit- oh no
Piper- Oh no
Tubbo- sounds like a plan
hehe
Techno- Yeah we're all ready over here Karl
I've tried to look less intimidating
WilburSoot- Haha Techno being less intimidating
That's a sight to see
Quackity- I'm currently locked inside my house terrified
WilburSoot- Lol Techno isn't actually that scary
I'm actually taller than him
TommyInnit- Yeah Will's a lanky motherfucker
BadBoyHalo- Language!
TommyInnit- Why do you always fucking show up when we're swearing
BadBoyHalo- I am the equivalent of a chat moderator
And also language
TommyInnit- Fuck
Shit
Pussy
Bitch
BadBoyHalo- AHHH LANGUAGE
WilburSoot- lay off the man gremlin child
@Quackity you doing alright bud
Quackity- hahahahahha
what do you think
if he attacks me please use your body as a blockade
WilburSoot- ha you definitely haven't seen me ever
because if you had you'd know that my body is like paper and techno could push me lightly and I'd still fall to the ground
TommyInnit- basically he's useless in a fist fight
WilburSoot- I wouldn't know tbh
I steer clear of those
Quackity- oh god that means it's only Tommy who can save me now
I'm just putting all my trust into a sixteen year old
TommyInnit- you shouldn't do that
WilburSoot- for once I agree
What about Karl?
Karl- hahahahahaahahaha that's a funny joke
Quackity- yeah he'd just laugh throughout the whole thing
Karl- hahahahahahahahahaha very true
I'm gonna have so much fun today
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A few hours later......
Karl- I've just stopped off at a petrol station to say that I'm five minutes away
Quackity- good, now's my time to run
Karl- I know all your hidey holes don't try me
Quackity- jokes on you I just found a new one
You'll never guess
Karl- outside technos house.
Quackity- HOW DID YOU KNOWWWW
Karl- dude it's so obvious
Like the 'only place that won't be searched because you have Technophobia'
It's in the plot of every single cliche movie
Quackity- well guess I'm resigned to Technoblade
TommyInnit- AYYYY THE BLADEEEEE
Techno- why is this my life
I hate this
On an unrelated note- Quackity if you hear a small child scream in fear in the next few minutes please don't associate that with me or let that affect your already negative opinion of me as a person.
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