#lmanberg
WilburSoot- Hello everyone.
I have an important announcement to make.
@TommyInnit this is about you
TommyInnit- fuck shit bitch what did I do
WilburSoot- nothing bad.
Tommy, I want you to be my VP.
We founded this country together, and you deserve this honour.
TommyInnit- wait Will are you sure?
WilburSoot- As sure as I've ever been about anything.
In fact, I have roles for everyone currently in L'Manberg.
Let's gather around the van and discuss this.
(Meaning join vc2 you lot)
Piper- Alright, let's go!
Also congrats Tommy, you deserve it
You sacrificed your discs for us
TommyInnit- ohhhh I did didn't I
I may need to launch a rescue mission sometime soon
WilburSoot- forget about the rescue mission for now Tommy, this is your official appointment.
You have to stay cool, calm and collected.
TommyInnit- I can do that alright big man
Hello I am Tommy and I am so cool. I love women in a calm manner and I collect them because I have so many wives
Tubbo- are you a wife haver big man
TommyInnit- AH A WIFE HAVER
Yes that is me do you want me to steal your wife
Tubbo- sure you can take them but they'll probably teleport away
TommyInnit- wait WHAT THE FUCK YOU AREN'T MARRIED TO RANBOO THE HALF ENDER
Tubbo- that I am big man
TommyInnit- WHAT THE FUCK
VC2 VC2 VC2 VC2 NOW BITCHES @Piper @Tubbo @WilburSoot @Niki @JackManifold
JackManifold- okay jeez Wife Haver we're going
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Piper joined VC2 to hear Tommy screaming at somebody- presumably Tubbo, judging by the prior conversation.
"YOU WERE JUST WINKING AT ONE ANOTHER AND NOW YOU'RE MARRIED!?!"
"Pretty much, big man."
"HOW?"
"Marriage fraud!!!"
"THAT ISN'T A REASON FOR MARRIAGE!"
"But....marriage fraud! Y'know?"
"Tubbo," said Tommy, becoming quieter- "you do understand this isn't good, don't you? As VP I have a responsibility to protect everyone in this country and here you are, married to the ENEMY, Tubbo, the enemy!!"
"They aren't on Dream's side, Tommy," Tubbo responded, "they're aligned with Techno, who hasn't done anything to us!"
"Yeah, not yet," Tommy said darkly. "Not fucking yet, but he will, trust me on that one. He hates government, Tubbo, and soon enough your partner will attack L'Manberg with him."
"They won't," responded Tubbo calmly. "Anyway, isn't it important to have diplomatic relations?"
"NOT LIKE THIS, TUBBO!"
"Guys, guys," broke in Wilbur's voice finally. "We are in peacetime- as well as that, we have never warred with Technoblade and the rest of his little group. I actually think this marriage could be beneficial- if Tubbo is married to Ranboo, the notion to attack us, if it ever once crossed Technoblade's mind, would be harder to pass because of this."
"So what," said Tommy angrily, "you're just gonna let this happen?"
"Yeah, yeah, I will, Tommy," replied Wilbur in the same tone. "And you'd better let me, Tommy. Don't forget who I am."
Tommy gave a small huff, saying 'bitch' lightly before falling silent. Wilbur clapped his hands together.
"Right guys, are we all by the van?"
A chorus of 'yes' could be heard, and Piper looked around the van to see everyone jumping up and down excitedly, the anticipation affecting everyone.
"Okay then," began Wilbur. "As we know, Tommy is to be our country's Vice President. Tommy, please come up here to formally accept your appointment."
Everyone started clapping- Tubbo screamed 'let's go big man' and Piper wooped a couple of times. Tommy chuckled.
"Thankyou everyone," he said, a little pompously. "I, of course, will accept my new position and promise to help Wilbur let L'Manberg become far greater than it already is."
"Thankyou Tommy," said Wilbur graciously. "Now for the announcement of new roles. No Tommy, don't get off the van, stand next to me," he said with a hand flick toward Tommy, who was walking back down.
"Oh, oh, okay Wilbur!" Said Tommy, startled, and took his place next to the President.
"Now," began Wilbur again. "Niki, I appoint you as Secretary, and you will also run the bakery."
"Of course, Wilbur," Niki said, although her voice seemed rehearsed and not enthused to Piper's ears- however, Wilbur didn't seem to notice.
"Jack Manifold, you shall work in security," declared Wilbur. "This country must be kept safe, and I believe you are the only man to do it."
"I will not disappoint," rang out Jack's certain voice. "I'll blow up Dream if he even tries to get near the walls of L'Manberg."
"Love the enthusiasm," replied Wilbur. "Now for Piper and Tubbo- you two shall be our strategists. Create back-up plans if anything goes wrong, and gather supplies. You will also be our spies, if needed."
"Sounds great," said Tubbo, and Piper echoed the sentiment, grinning. She hoped she'd get to do a bit of spying sooner rather than later.
"Now," continued Wilbur, "we should all get to work! Great meeting, everyone."
Just as they were about to stop roleplaying and actually start to gather items, a new icon joined the Discord.
"Wait, DREAM!" Yelled Tommy, and all of a sudden the VC was a flurry of voices.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"WHY ARE YOU IN VC2?"
"WE'RE HAVING A MEETING, DREAM!"
"Um, hello?" Came an unfamiliar voice, much more high-pitched than Dream's, and Piper almost reeled back from her screen in shock. Who was this?
"Wait, who is this?" Wilbur said a second later, echoing her thoughts. "This is Dream's account."
"Yeah, it is," the voice said, laughing. "Okay, yeah, I got the right chat. I was worried for a second. Despite being anti-social, my brother sure has a lot of chats on Discord."
"Your brother?" Asked Tommy suspiciously, until Wilbur started speaking over him, voice panicked and completely out of role play mode.
"He hasn't revealed anything about himself on here other than his voice, please don't tell us his name or anything- also, does he know you're on here?"
"Oh yeah," said the voice again. "Don't worry, it's alright. Dream said I could join on his account. I know you guys too- Dream's been showing me this chat. He thinks it's funny as hell."
"Oh okay, thank god," said Wilbur, letting out a breath. "Jesus, I was afraid you were gonna blurt out his name or something."
"Are you alright with telling us your name and pronouns?" Asked Piper when the chat went silent.
"Name, no," said the voice. "Pronouns, yes. She/her. I'm Dream's younger sister."
"Ooh wait," said Tommy excitedly. "Your name should be Drista! Y'know, Dream-sister?"
A chuckle could be heard through Dream's icon.
"Yeah, yeah," Drista responded. "That's perfect, I love it. Drista. Now time to join the server!"
Piper looked at her screen.
Dream has joined the game
"What are you planning to do here?" Asked Tubbo, and Drista went silent for a moment.
"I mean...I have so many plans. I'm not on Dream's side, don't worry. I'm on my own."
"Vaguely ominous, but sure," shrugged Piper. "Okay, do you know the way from spawn? It's a while from there."
"No need," said Drista, seeming completely unbothered. "Why would I need to walk when I can just..."
Tommy let out a scream as Drista was suddenly teleported to him, and screamed louder when she flew into the sky- just flew like it was nothing.
"What the hell, Drista!" Exploded Jack. "You can't fly, that isn't fair!"
Drista's only response was the Netherite sword she now held in her hand, and Jack's screams of "I'M SORRY, FUCK I'M SORRY" as she chased him around with it.
"I like you," said Niki, laughing, while Jack hurled various obscenities at their general direction while gathering his items.
"I like you as well," chuckled Drista. "Hang on...here it is!"
And with that statement, she threw a shulker box at Niki's feet.
Niki took the box and the VC exploded once more.
"GIMME A SHULKER BOX DRISTA PLEASE!"
"NO NO NO IT'S MINE!"
"DRISTA ARE YOU GOD?!?"
That last sentence was from an incredulous Tubbo, and Drista laughed, albeit a little menacingly.
"I'd like to say so, yes," she replied. "Perhaps I'm the god of chaos. It seems fitting."
"Oh, that's the reason Dream let you join, then," realised Piper, and Drista laughed again.
"I destroy servers, it's what I do. Dream thought you guys could use some fun over here. Don't worry, none of your deaths contribute to the lore in any way. Just a small disclaimer."
"Why does that need disclaiming-" Tommy said, but his character vanished and a few seconds later, a death message popped up on the screen.
"WHAT THE FUCK DRISTA, YOU TELEPORTED ME INTO LAVA!" Yelled an affronted Tommy, and everyone started laughing.
"Well," said Drista, still laughing, "just answering your question. Child."
"NO NO NO NO NO NOT YOU TOO!"
Both Drista and Piper laughed this time, but stopped when another notification popped up into the chat.
Philza has joined the game
"Ooh, it's Father Phil," grinned Drista. "This is gonna be so much fun."
With that, she was holding a barrier block and began building a small cube, just big enough for a player to stand in. She stood in the middle after she built it for a few seconds until Phil's character appeared inside the cube and Drista immediately shot upwards.
Phil's Discord icon joined VC2. Naturally.
"YOU CHAOTIC LITTLE SHITS!"
"Hi," said Drista, and Phil spluttered.
"Who...who are you?"
"Hang on a second," Said Drista, her voice purposefully deepening. "Gotta go get something, I'll be back."
A shuffle in the background, and Dream's icon lit up again.
"Hey, I'm back," Came Dream's voice. "Enjoying the box?"
Phil spluttered once more and the rest of the VC exploded into peals of laughter once more.
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# group-chat-no-lore
Dream- so....you've met Drista
Love the name by the way
Phil- Was that your sister?
Dream- yeah, it was
sorry about the box
Phil- I know you're not sorry at all and you're probably laughing with your sister right now.
Dream- you're a master of deduction Phil
Phil- you made me trek back to the Syndicate instead of teleporting me Dream, do you know how far that was?
Dream- not my problem Phil
also I think it's probably in my interest to stop you from building the Syndicate anyway
Phil- I won't hesitate to turn the Syndicate against you
Dream- eh, I can take you guys
I can also put you in another box Phil
Don't forget Drista can log in if I let her
Phil- @Technoblade
Techno- I'm not helping you this time, that kid's hilarious
Phil- Why are all my children against me
Techno- eh it's funny
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FanficI don't even know....it is what it is :) DreamSMP in university and high school- found one another because of a school project. Chaos ensues. Obviously.
