Bonding haha

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Quackity- trees.jpg
Morning everyone!
Here's the view from my window cause I'm bored

Ranboo- Oh that's a really pretty view
The sunrise looks so cool like that

Quackity- Thank you Ranboo

WilburSoot- Hey guys hate to interrupt but
I know we finished intros yesterday
But I don't think Phil has done his, and despite him being an old man he is part of this group

Quackity- WE WANT PHIL!  WE WANT PHIL!

Piper- @Phil Join us
But only if you want to

Phil- Hello all
I have been summoned apparently

Sam- Give us an introduction

Punz- Yeah the anticipation is too much

Quackity- @Phil @Phil @Phil @Phil

Phil- Alright alright enough
I'm Phil, he/him, 42 and I teach languages to kids at school
I mean one is actually on this chat so I can't complain about them

Piper- exCUSE me

Phil- Kidding....kidding

TommyChild- lol hes not kidding I heard him whisper to Mum that 'the kids are dangerous if provoked'

Piper- I mean that is true
I'm pretty sure a kid broke his hand once
He said it wasn't but I saw teeth marks

Phil- .........

Techno- .........

WilburSoot- I mean, you're not wrong
It was a child
But not one he teaches

TommyChild- SHUT THE FUCK UP WILBUR

WilburSoot- What you gonna do lil gremlin boy
Oh shithe shjssdhhihck djksksks
HEY IT'S TOMMY I HAVE NOW GOT WIL'S PHONE LOLOLOLOL

Techno- Wilbur just told me.  Infiltration, sir?

Phil- ....fine.  Only because that bite hurt.

WilburSoot- OH COME ON I WAS ASLEEP
DON'T TOUCH A PERSON WHEN ASLEEP
OR THEY MIGHT THINK YOU'RE A PEANUT M AND M

Dream- What the fuck is going on
I woke up to this

Karl- Honestly, I don't have a clue either

Punz- I've been here the whole time and even I don't know

WilburSoot- WAIT TECHNO'S TRYINB TO GET IN
HE SAID THERE WAS A FAVOUR
THAT HAD RO B OWED
OW WHAT THE HAJJSKEJDNFKSHFSJKSJD
Hey guys, it's Techno.
Don't mention this or Will will probably find you and kill you.
Have a nice day.

Quackity- What the hell
Okay guys I think I have Technophobia

Purpled- Technophobia what

Quackity- A serious fear of Techno
I seriously hope I never come across him irl

Techno- I literally live down the street from you.

Quackity- ....wait wtf

Techno- Well you sent a photo

Quackity- Literally just of the trees outside my house

Techno-  I recognise those trees.

Quackity- Lol no you don't lmao

Techno- I'll pm you your address.

Quackity- ..........
wtf
I'm gonna need to run away to Canada

Sapnap- Curious, why Canada?

Quackity- Anything that isn't America lol

Sapnap- Fair enough

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