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Author took off her glasses and crossed her arms, her foot tapping the ground as she glared at Jin and Jungkook.

They avoided her eye contact, sat next to each other. Every few seconds they'd look at her but quickly look away.

"Can you stop glaring at us, it scares me." Jungkook smiled nervously, rubbing his thighs, Author not moving.

"Why does every converstaion between you two end in a fight?" Author narrowed her eyes at Jin and Jungkook.

"Because it's fu-" Jin tried, but Jungkooks macked his arm.

"Shut up she's gonna get more mad."

"I'm not mad." Author put her glasses bak on, everyone esle silently laughing and wheezing in the back. "I'm breaking your nose in the fic, Jin." Author started typing, Jin's jaw dropping, Jungkook laughing. "And Jungkook, you're dying your hair green."

He stopped laughing real fast.

"No!"

"Yep."

"Author!"

"Shut up."

"okay."

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"You guys know I was joking, right?" Author double-checked with Jin and Jungkook.

"No!" Jin raised his voice, wrapped in a blanket and rubbing his nose. "I thought you were serious!"

"I was ready to go bald to avoid green hair!" Jungkook called out from the kitchen, getting himself and Author a water.

"You should still shave your head Kook." Author smiled, reluctantly taking the glass of water from Jungkook. She reached to put it aside, but Jungkook stopped in his tracks, eyeing her. She sighed and took a sip of her water, Jungkook nodding and sitting back where he was.

"Okay so we're all done eating now, yes?" Author asked with a smile, everyone nodding. "Perfect. So the reason I called this meeting; everyone wants you guys to fuck."

Everyone had the same look on their face as they looked at Author. A look of utter and complete disbelief.

"You're lying." Hoseok wrinkled his nose.

"Okay, not everyone is saying that." Author rolled her eyes, Hoseok sighing. "But there are a lot of comments."

"Wait," Jimin stopped chewing on his fingernail, uncrossing his legs. "Didn't we," He gestured to Claudette, "Just start dating like, a week or so ago?"

"Yep." Author nodded. "Yoongi and Claudette's third month anniversary is coming up, but still..."

"Ew." Claudette looked Taehyung up and down. "I'm not fucking you."

"Yeah I don't wanna fuck you." Taehyung returned her energy, crinkling his nose in disgust as the two leaned away from each other.

"Yeah, based on everyone's personalities and the pace of the book, we won't be having... what's the word Author?" Yoongi looked over at Author, Author actually not typing anything right now, just listening.

"Smut."

"Yeah, we won't be having any smut scenes for a little while." Yoongi nodded, crossing his arms and leaned against Namjoon, very comfortable.

"Author do you even want to write smut?" Namjoon looked over at Author, Author shaking her head.

"Nope." Author put her glasses back on. "Makes me uncomfortable. Plus I'm horrible at it."

"Completely understandable." Claudette nodded, Author smiling thankfully. "I can't even imagine, ew..." She looked over at Jungkook, Jungkook's jaw dropping.