"I have a question." Claudette announced once it was thirty minutes till landing.
"Yes Sweetie?" Namjoon didn't even look up from his book, all ears on her though.
"What will ARMY do when they see me?"
Everyone froze.
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"This is the smartest dumbest idea you've ever had Jungkook." Jin patted his new inflated stomach. "I love it."
"Oh I love it too!" Claudette flapped her short arms, a huge smile on her face. "We look so cool!" She jumped around, Hoseok joining her as they jumped in a circle.
Oh Jungkook's wonderful idea? Buy eight identical dinosaur blow up costumes so ARMY couldn't tell them apart while they ran through the airport.
Stupid, but genius.
"Bubs," Namjoon put both os his tiny dinosaur arms on Claudette's non-existant shoulders, their dinosaur heads eating each other. "ARMY is waiting for us because someone found out I don't know how but they did." Namjoon sighed softly and smiled. "But it's okay. You're safe with us and try to have some fun, okay? No one knows who you are, so you can do whatever you want." Namjoon caught sight of Jungkook and Taehyung. "Like look at those two idiots. They couldn't do that in front of ARMY, but now that they are in the costumes, they're chill."
Yes, Taehyung had tackled Jungkook to the ground and the two were rolling around while Hoseok tried to seaparte them.
"I'm ready!"
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Bang crossed his arms, glaring at the TV while he watched eight dinosaurs skip into the line of cameras, confused but quick camera flashes ensuing. "I swear to God these boys will be the death of- woah why are there eight." Bang put on his glasses, leaning forward to make sure he counted right.
"Oh they are so so dead- why are two of them making out I CAN'T DEAL WITH RUMORS LIKE THIS DURING COMEBACK SEASON!"
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"And this is where Namjoon puked after Jin had to pick him up-" Taehyung was shoved away from Claudette, Namjoon's face bright red as he dragged Claudette away from the front bushes of the BigHit building, her giggling while Namjoon tried to convince her it wasn't true, Jungkook holding up his phone behind Namjoon, Namjoon's drunk face on it, right next to the plant.
"Do you think Bang is mad?" Yoongi mumbled to Jimin as they followed the chaos inside, it busy as always in the lobby.
"Yeah, a little." Jimin nodded, not wanting to lie. "But that's why I picked up his favorite food!" He held up a bag of food. "If we explain the situation, we should be fine. And once Bang meets her, he'll understand as well."
"Very true." Yoongi nodded, watching Jungkook point out the different posters of them around the room. "She can brighten any room."
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"Yo yo yo!" Jin kicked open the door to the meeting room, walking in like he owned the place, Bang not shocked. Namjoon smacked his forehead, too late to pull the oldest back from walking in first. "How's it going Old Man?"
"YOU SEVEN DISAPPEARED FOR-oh hello." Bang stopped yelling once Claudette walked in, Jimin's arm linked with her. "Hello, I'm Bang, BigHit's owner."
"JinHit." Jin mumbled and Bang already had an eraser ready and threw it at him.
"I'm Claudette." She spoke, her French accent shining through. Jimin watched as Bang's eyes softened once she spoke, an even brighter smile on his face once she offered to shake his hand. "Uhm, I'm the reason they ran off and I'm so-"
"FOOD!" Jimin interrupted Claudette before she could apologize profusely. "We brought you food Bang Sir." Jimin shoved the bag into Bang's hands and then linked his arm with Claudette once again. "Baby don't apologize." He whispered once he led her to the couch, sitting beside her. "This is all Jin's fault don't forg-OW!"
"Bang," Namjoon stood in front of Bang, the others on the couch and chairs. "We need you to be very open and understanding."
"Bet." Bang mumbled, dumping the food onto his desk, all paperwork disregarded.
"We're all collectively in a poly relationship with Claudette."
Bang nodded several times, no reaction in his face, his hands unwrapping the burrito and then opening the cheese sauce. "Will it interfere with your work?"
"No Sir."
"Then not my problem." Bang sat everything down and looked up at Namjoon, smiling gently. "I'm happy for you boys. It's about time you all found a relationship,,, outside of each other." Bang nodded towards Yoongi and Hoseok, and of course acknowledged Taehyung and Jungkook silently. "As long as it doesn't affect work, it's not my problem."
"Thank you Sir, so much." Namjoon bowed slightly, the other six jumping up and following suite, Claudette not knowing what to do. "We will work extra today-"
"Oh no need." Bang picked up his burrito again. "Take today and tomorrow to settle Miss Claudette in and show her around Seoul for a while. Nothing important will be cancelled."
"Gosh this is why we love you!" Jin waved excitedly, holding Claudette's hand as he and her slowly backed out of the room. "BYE BANG-IE I LOVE YOU!"
"YOU'RE THE REASON I HAVE GRAY HAIR!"
"I KNOW!"
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