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- author and the eight dumbasses -

author - ALL OF YOU GET YOUR ASSES IN THE MEETING ROOM NOW

jin - WHATEVER IS WRONG, IT'S JUNGKOOK'S FAULT

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"Author what is wrong!" Hoseok shouted as he ran into the meeting room, Author pacing the room, holding her head, eyes focussed on the ground. "Did you hit your head? Is it hurt?" He ran over to her, Author forced to stop pacing.

"No I'm thinking." She smiled, pointing to the couch where Claudette sat, waving at Hoseok. "You can sit while we wait for the others."

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I'M SORRY!" Jungkook ran into the room, tripping on his feet but regained his balance. "I brought you a coffee but it spilled so it's half of a coffee BUT THE THOUGHT COUNTS!"

"I'm not mad at you." Author laughed, taking the coffee from him and handing him a napkin for the coffee on his hands.

Jungkook looked up from panting, a confused look on his face. "What?"

"Yeah, I just need help and that was the only way to get you guys, especially you, here on time." Author took a sip of the coffee, smiling softly.

"Wait so I didn't do anything wrong?" Jungkook asked, Claudette and Hoseok laughing, Yoongi walking in and sitting down next to the two.

"Well, you did spill paint all over my laptop-"

"Because Taehyung threw a spider at me!" Jungkook whined defending his actions. "And I bought you another one so get it over it."

Author snorted and flipped Jungkook off, Jungkook sticking out his tongue.

"WHERE'S THE DANGER?!" Jin and Taehyung screamed, holding Nerf guns as they kicked the door open, the damned thing breaking off its hinges.

Author blinked, staring at the two as they froze, staring at the door. She rubbed her forehead and sat her coffee down. "Yeah, I could kill you two in the fic."

Taehyung dropped his gun, Jin's jaw-dropping.

"Jungkook could fall into a depressive state, Claud trying to help him." Author nodded to herself, thinking up the plot.

"Hey!" Jungkook protested from the couch, Author glancing over at him.

"Then you could die too."

"But I thought ------spoiler-------" Jin protested, Author's eyes widening.

"How did you find that out?" She asked, stepping forward. Jin took a step back, wanting to shoot her with his Nerf gun, but knew it would make it worse.

"Uhm."

"Woah wait that's a good idea." Claudette whispered to Yoongi, the two laying together and watching the scene play out in front of them.

"It is."

Hoseok handed Author a bat, Author accepting it and then looking at what she was handed. She looked back up at Jin.

She snorted as Jin screamed and ran out of the room.

DISCLAIMER: Jin and Taehyung remained unharmed. Jungkook fell on the carpet, so he was somehow the only one with a slightly sore body part.

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"How do I ask them?" Author asked the eight of them. "Like, there's over a thousand of them."

"WAIT!" Jimin threw his arms out. "I got this. You buy a field full of sunflowers and then cut them all down and then give them to them."

"Then what do we do with the empty field?" Author rubbed her chin, everyone mumbling before Jungkook's eyes lit up.

"We build a pool!"

"No." Everyone immediately said, Jungkook pouting.

"I got it!" Taehyung clapped his hands and stood up, doing a little spin. "Say, 'Hey, I heard it's V-Day, so can I take your V-Card?"

Author blinked, everyone freezing as Taehyung smiled proudly.

"Sit your ass down." Claudette hit him with a pillow, Yoongi shoving him with his foot, Taehyung falling to the ground in an over-dramatic way.

"What?! It's a great pick-up line!"

"Not what I was going for." Author smiled and cleared her throat. "Something more, PG, anyone?"

Claudette smiled. "I got this."

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"I don't wanna-" Author protested, Claudette shaking her head with a smile and pushed Author forward.

"You're gonna do it. They're right there." She whispered, pushing the two things in Author's hands. Author quickly shoved them behind her back as they saw You.

"H-hey!" Author called out, hurrying over to you, seeing Taehyung and Jimin in a pot, leaves on their heads. "Those ass-It's amazing to see you!" Author shoved her curse words away, smiling brightly at You.

Hoseok and Jin removed the ceiling tile and stuck their heads into the room, Author noticing them immediately and glared at them.

"Are you okay Author?" You asked, Author almost jumping and wiped the glare off her face.

"Yeah! Yeah I've never been better!" Author smiled nervously, hoping You didn't see the four of them hiding in the room.

Jungkook, Yoongi, and Namjoon stood behind You, in the doorway from where You entered, staring Author dead in the eyes before chuckling silently and letting Author go. Claudette still stood around the corner, listening with a smile on her face, rooting for Author.

"Hi, uhm, this... sorry." Author chuckled nervously, wanting to rub the back of her neck, but couldn't because of the two things already hidden behind her back. "I'm not good with words."

"It's okay Author." You laughed, Author turning red as she cursed under her breath.

"She needs help." Taehyung fell out of the pot, You jumping back in surprise as steam practically flew out of Author's ears. "Author!" Taehyung whispered loudly, holding a notecard for her. He got up and ran over to his friend, holding it out for her.

'I heard it's V-Day, so can I take your V-Card?' Is what the card read.

"I will kill you." Author gritted her teeth, itching to kick Taehyung, but since You stood there, she didn't.

Taehyung smiled nervously at you, backing up and going back into his pot, Namjoon smacking his forehead, Hoseok recording the scene with his phone from the ceiling, Jin trying so hard to not let his laughs be heard.

"Uhm, anyways." Author closed her eyes and held out the bouquet of red roses and the heart full of chocolate.

"Will you be my Valentine?"

no one will be alone on valentine's day this year!! i'll be your valentine!

i love you all so so so much!!!!

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