"Hey can I throw myself down the stairs?" Was all that could be heard. Now, anyone could respond to such a message. The person, or in this situation people who responded to this message happened to be, Elysium (Also known as Talim), Ash, and Karimi.
Elysium started off the chain with a simple "No."
Meiko replied with "Oh ok."
Ash said something next. "No McMeiko."
Next up is Karimi. Also with the simple "No."
Something about Ash's reply sparked Meiko's attention. What was it? Who knows. Next thing you know, Meiko approached Ash, and spoke with a very serious tone "Don't you dare call me Meiko McMeiko."
Karimi jokingly responded to Meiko with. "Meiko McMeiko."
Meiko became what is known as angy, not very angry, but still angry, just angy, and made a little angy face along with it.
"Meiko McMeiko, be proud, you are a hardworking farmer." Ash said
"Yes yes" Karimi added
This was starting to confuse Meiko a lot, to the point where she started yelling, but dont worry, her yells aren't loud at all. "I'M NOT A FARMER"
In the eyes of Karimi, Ash, and Elysium, Meiko was indeed a farmer who owns a burger company named Meiko McMeiko Burger. As we know, Meiko doesn't necessarily know about her job as a farmer and burger shop owner. She only knows about her job as a street cafe worker.
"Did you forget?" Karimi said
"Or you own a burger company." Ash said
"All the time you spent as a farmer?" Karimi added from their original statement.
"SINCE WHEN DID I OWN A BURGER COMPANY?" Meiko yelled, still in her overly concerned and confused state of mind.
"Or maybe ur a hard working farmer who owns a burger company." Ash said once again
"You always have." Karimi responded to Meiko's confusion and concern.
"You use them fresh growing potatoes to make those fries." Ash started to explain
"Yes, quality ingredients for the burgers." Karimi replied.
"Yes." Ash said
"McMeiko's burgers!" Karimi said, as if they made a big brain discovery.
"NO!" Meiko yelled once again.
"I would eat." Ash said, probably fantasizing over the McMeiko burger.
"Same." Karimi said, agreeing with Ash.
"McMeiko burgers, fresh from the farm!" Ash said, already planning something for later in the chapter.
"NO! WHY?!" Meiko yelled out once again. There was no context to this so of course she's gonna be confused.
"Brb, gonna photoshop Meiko as a farmer in front of McDonalds." Ash said, walking away
"WHAT?" Was all that could be heard before Elysium started wheezing their ass off. Will she be ok? Nobody knows
"Yes." Karimi said, as if they liked the idea that Ash was going with. (They did)
"NO-" Meiko yelled out for probably the last time. She did not like the idea that Ash was going with.
COMING UP NEXT...
Our program of McMeiko burgers, fresh from the farm, gets interrupted with the not so pleasant appearance of Meiko Strider and her brothers, Dave and Dirk Strider. Along with the tiny guest appearance of Dmitry (But in further chapters, he will be called Dmititty for the sake of memes) Why is this interruption not so pleasant? Find out next time on Adventures with Meiko.
(Authors Note)
This is all based off of a series of crack rps I have done with (Ash) and @NottaNothercat (Karimi) another thing, I know I have died for like, what, months and promising stories that never actually became a thing. I kinda lost a bit of motivation there hehe. But I have been writing, and getting some motivation to write every so often, and this is the current story I will be working on instead of the Vocaloid Danganronpa OC crossover thing, (Mostly because of how unmotivated I was, and how I forgot half of the story) but thats not the point
I hope you all enjoy this hell hole!!
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HumorIm trying to become more active, so take this hell hole The intention of this is to be a crackfic taken directly from discord Roleplays with my friends. These chapters involve other characters from other fandoms as well as Meiko. I hope you enjoy t...
