PREVIOUSLY ON ADVENTURES WITH MEIKO...
Meiko wanted a normal day at her burger shop, but her normal day was crushed by Diluc from Genshin Impact saying he wanted to turn McMeiko Burger into McDilucs. So Meiko had to fight for her burger shop (not literally) only with the help of Sakine. Meanwhile Diluc had many people on his side. Luckily in the end McMeiko Burger was able to be saved.
Meiko, Ely, Ash, and an OC of mine which shall not be named were in the Pee universe (Now known as the Nurf Stares into your soul universe). Meiko hasn't slept in days, or even weeks, nobody knows. OC which shall not be named was in the corner singing the first line of Astronaut in the Ocean. "What you know bout rollin down in the deep end NOT ROLLI AND RITA-" Yes Rolli and Rita from that one German show that has the song about English being someone's favorite subject.
"Guys I can't tell if she's a hallucination or not-" Meiko said, pointing to OC as OC pulled out a saxophone.
"...Why does my hallucination have a saxophone?" Meiko asked moments before OC started playing Megalovania on the saxophone.
"What you know about rolli down in the rita whene your rbain goes numb you call that embtal freeze." Ash said as a continuation of OC's beautiful mini performance of Astronaut in the Ocean.
"Help im having Rolli Rolling Girl flashbacks." Ely said as they stood in the distance. Whatever Rolli Rolling Girl is it wont be revealed.
Moments later OC started dancing as a disco skeleton discord emote. That had sparked Meiko's attention.
"OH NO MY HALLUCINATION IS A DISCO SKELETON." Meiko shouted
Suddenly Sakine appeared to help Meiko gain the sleep she needs. "She needs to sleep." She said to Ash and Ely, because OC won't help with that at all. "Someone tell her to sleep."
Ash listened to Sakine and looked over to Meiko. "Go to peep." They said before saying "Sleep"
"Ok." Meiko replied before pulling out a Peep and eating it.
"I meant Nerrison." Ash said before they realized what they said. "WHAT?"
"HOW DO I NERRISON?" Meiko yelled out.
Ash replied to Meiko by showing Meiko photos of the ship Nerris x Harrison from Camp Camp. When they were done they said, "That's how you Nerrison." They paused for a second. "But I meant sleep."
"I refuse." Meiko replied.
"Meiko, you're hallucinating disco skeletons." Ely said to Meiko.
"Go to sleep." Ash said once again before failing to spawn a bed.
"No." Meiko replied to the two.
Ash was still failing to spawn a bed so Ely turned to Ash. "Are you ok?" Ely asked. No answer, but a successful attempt at spawning a bed.
Meiko looked at the freshly spawned bed. "I mean it looks comfy but no." She said
Next thing you know Ash is failing to spawn ice cream for some reason that was never revealed.
A few minutes pass and Ash is still failing at spawning ice cream. Meiko looked over at Ash. "Are you trying to summon Kaito or something?" Meiko asked
Ash stopped spawning the ice cream for a second just to say something. "Yes." Then instantly returned to doing so. This time it worked. They successfully spawned ice cream.
"Its not working." Meiko looked at Ash and then the ice cream
"Now go to sleep." Ash said to Meiko as they spawned a teddy bear successfully on the first try.
"bear." Meiko said as she grabbed the teddy bear.
"Sleep with teddy bear." Ash said.
"Fine." Meiko replied. "I'll sleep with teddy bear." Meiko had finally went to sleep
Meanwhile, Meiko's dream...
Meiko's dream seemed pretty sane at first. It started with Sarvente and Ruv from the Friday Night Funkin mod Mid Fight Masses, as well as Ash being there as well. Ruv was in a wheelchair for some reason.
"Sarvente never gave me back my kneecaps." Ruv said.
"YOU DONT NEED THEM" Sarvente replied to Ruv
"Yes I do Sarv please give them back."
"NO."
"Why did you take Ruv's kneecaps?" Ash asked Sarv
"Because he lost the rap battle with Boyfriend." Sarv replied
"Oh yes yes. Yeah Ruv you don't need your kneecaps."
"THEY ARE ESSENTIALS." Ruv shouted, We all know how loud his shouts are but thats not the point.
"No." Ash said to Ruv.
Another one of my OC's which shall be named appeared. Their name is Penney. "I've had my kneecaps taken multiple times, you dont really need them." She said.
"See?" Ash tried to get Ruv to listen to Penney's statement.
"They're only essential to height." Penney continued. "Which nobody cares if your tall or not."
"I DO." Ruv shouted at Penney. "I NEED MY AMAZING HEIGHT OF 8'11"
"No you don't" Ash said to Ruv.
For some odd reason OC which shall not be named appeared with a gun. "NEW KITCHEN GUN!" She shouted.
Penney looked at OC with a concerned face. "Not now OC."
"What." Ash looked at Penney and OC very confused.
"Nah Ruv you don't need your height of 8'11" Sarv replied to what Ruv said before the mini interruption.
The rest of Meiko's dream is unknown.
COMING UP ON ADVENTURES WITH MEIKO...
Without consent, Meiko appears into the mancave known as Big Al's Man Cave, where she is met with double Kokoro? One seems pretty normal, while the other Kokoro. She's not very normal and insists that Meiko will become happy by forcing Meiko into Kokoros band. Will Meiko ever find happiness and escape the wrath of Kokoro? Find out next time on Adventures with Meiko!
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Adventures with Meiko
HumorIm trying to become more active, so take this hell hole The intention of this is to be a crackfic taken directly from discord Roleplays with my friends. These chapters involve other characters from other fandoms as well as Meiko. I hope you enjoy t...