Adventures with Meiko

McMeiko burgers, Fresh from the Farm (3, final)

Previously on Adventures with Meiko

Meiko had been visited by Meiko Strider, and her brothers, Dirk and Dave Strider, only to cause chaos. So much chaos that Meiko wants to slip back into the confusion of how she randomly became a farmer and burger company owner.

"Dave what the fuck-" Meiko Strider said before all three of them fade away into some sort of dimension we don't know it yet.

Elysium liked Dave's last word which was bababooey. They started wheezing at it. A few minutes later she decided to walk up to Ash just to say something funny.

"Bababooey." Is what xe said to Ash. Yes, it was what Dave said. But apparently Elysium liked it so much that she said it to Ash as well.  It was two minutes before Ash replied with "Yeoobabab."

"Same." Elysium replied, giggling a lot as well. Xe don't know where xe got that reply from but xe said it for some reason.

"Yeoobabab sounds like a McMeiko burger." Ash said like this was another big brain discovery.

Elysiums giggles turned in laughs then later wheezes. In the midst of her wheezes she got out some words. "She sells yeoobabab at her burger shop McMeiko Burger"

"Yes." Ash said.

Ash started running to where Meiko and Karimi were at. Elysium following behind.  Once Ash had found where exactly Meiko was they started tapping her on the shoulder. "Meiko, Meiko."

"What?" Meiko turned around to face Ash. She had just gotten out of a bit of an overthinking moment, caused by Meiko Strider of course but there's nothing that can be done about that.

"Can I have yeoobabab for only $69.99?" Ash asked.

"Woah only $69.99??" Karimi said, looking over at the two

"Or the $420 combo?" Ash asked again. 

"No." Meiko replied. As much as she wanted to go back to the confusion of McMeiko burger, she doesn't feel like dealing with, people, but this wont last long, because its Meiko we're talking about.

Ash made a hic noise. Like what people do when they hold back tears.

"Because I don't have a burger shop." Meiko added, mostly because she thought that she came off as rude without giving an explanation.  

"Yes you do." Ash insisted. 

"And I don't yeoobabab." Meiko finished explaining. "Since when?" She then said to reply to Ash.

"Yea you do, its right there." Karimi said as they pointed to an abandoned McDonalds. This was the official started of McMeiko Burger.

Ash, Karimi, and Elysium ran to the abandoned McDonalds, or McMeiko Burger now. Meiko stood there before running over to it as well.

"Now you do." Ash said before running to get their car for the drive-thru.

"WHAT?" Meiko has returned to her confused state from in the beginning. That is by yelling a bit. "I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS-" 

"You did, seventeen years ago, when you founded this shop. I can't believe you forgot it all..." Karimi explained. They kinda made up their own story bur shhhh we dont speak of that.

"I-" Meiko tilted her head in confusion, but went with it anyway

At that moment Ash had pulled up to the drive thru with their Ferrari F60, but in reality it was just one of those toy cars for toddlers. 

During all of this Elysium was internally screaming because all of this is happening at 12AM.

"I-" This time Meiko was speechless, she had no idea how to react to Ash's Ferrari F60.

"wOAH." Karimi gasped, they did like Ash's Ferrari F60.

"Look at my cool car." Ash then said, the three were looking all right.

"Thats such cool car." Karimi said, still very interested in the car

"I don't own a burger shop, this is just some abandoned McDonalds from years and years ago." Meiko said. She's currently experiencing mixed emotions about earlier and now.

"Yeah, because you abandoned it." Karimi replied to Meiko, still going with the story from earlier.

"Ok!" Ash said, looking confident, "Can I have a cheeseburger without cheese?" They asked.

Meiko, Karimi, and Elysium looked at Ash in confusion.

"I want a cheeseburger without the cheese!" Ash was still sounded very confident.

"Isn't that, a burger?" Karimi asked from their confusion.

"No." Ash said "It's a cheeseburger without cheese."

"Oh ok, makes sense." Karimi instantly understood what Ash was talking about. Meiko on the other hand was very confused still.

"Ah? A cheeseburger without cheese?" Meiko had the most confused face ever as she said this.

"Cheeseburger with no cheese, yes." Ash insisted. They really wanted their cheeseburger with no cheese.

"Wouldn't that be-" Meiko started ask before getting cut off by Karimi.

"No." 

"A burger?" Meiko finished her question anyway.

"No it's different." Ash prepared themselves with an even more in depth explanation of a cheeseburger with no cheese, with the help of Karimi of course.

"It's a cheeseburger with no cheese." Karimi started the explaination.

"A burger is a burger without meat." Ash added to Karimi's statement.

"Yeah, there's a difference." Karimi said.

"Cheeseburger with no cheese is just a cheeseburger just without the cheese." Ash said, hoping to finish the explanation.

"Wha-" This just made Meiko even more confused. Ash and Karimi will have to continue explaining a cheeseburger with no cheese.

"Small difference." Ash said.

"Exactly." Karimi said, nodding their head in agreement.

"A cheeseburger is just a burger with melted cheese." Meiko said.

"Yes, but if you remove the cheese, its a cheeseburger with no cheese." Ash said, hoping this would be the last and that Meiko would understand it.

"Exactly!" Karimi agreed once again.

"But you can't remove the already melted cheese." Meiko said, she had an understanding of cheeseburger with no cheese, just not exactly how to make it. "I can try."

"Yes." Ash said.

The rest of that night was spent at McMeiko burger. Ash received their cheeseburger with no cheese after Meiko figured out how to remove melted cheese off of a burger. Elysium feel asleep right after that though but Ely is known for going to sleep earlier than the others.

COMING UP ON ADVENTURES WITH MEIKO...

McMeiko burger is officially over and we move onto another adventure. This time it starts with her sister, Sakine, being her normal hyper self. Sakine had started blasting the song Cutie Honey from the speaker. Then Sakine forced Meiko to become a magical girl. Meiko refused, what will happen? Find out on Adventures with Meiko.