Adventures with Meiko

Magical Girls (2, final)

PREVIOUSLY ON ADVENTURES WITH MEIKO

Meiko had walked in on her sister Sakine t-posing and blasting the song Cutie Honey. It wasn't long until Sakine had brought Meiko to a whole different dimension just to do the same thing. After a bit of Cutie Honey blasting, Sakine had turned herself into a magical girl and is now trying her very hardest to convince Meiko to be one as well. 

Sakine basically dragged Meiko back to the second main dimension. The door to this dimension was just a screenshot from Roblox with Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin's face photoshopped on it with text that read "how do i type."

Opening the door a few friends were there. Those friends were Nene, Elysium (wait how did they get here they were just at the other dimension), and a good chunk of the cast of the game Friday Night Funkin.

The two girls walked in on Elysium and Nene's conversation that started with the discussion of Sakine becoming a magical girl. 

"Pico." Nene had said

Elysium replied with "Pico," as well

"Oh so my magical girl form is now Pico?" Sakine stepped into the conversation

"Yes." Nene said and paused what she was saying. "WAIT IF SAKINE IS PICO CAN I SIMP?"

Elysium started laughing while Meiko just stood away from everyone because lots of people scare in one place scares the fuck out of her. Sakine stood there with Elysium and Nene before going "Oh."

All the sudden Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin started doing an epic performance that went a bit like. "Be my bad boy be my man :heart_eyes_cat:  Be my weekend lover :flushed: but dont be my friend 😠 you can be my bad boy🤪 but understand 😰 that i dont need you in my life again 😭"

After the mini-performance Sakine had managed to grab a knife. Wait where did that come from I don't remember there being knives in here-
Meanwhile Girlfriend was standing there watching this performance

"Who do I need to kill now?" Sakine held the knife up as if she were going to stab someone. Sakine woke up and chose violence.

"HI GIRLFRIEND." Boyfriend screamed from the stage,

Meanwhile Meiko is both internally and externally panicking at the fact that her sister has a fucking knife and could either kill someone here or Meiko. Either way Meiko would be scared anyway. "SAKINE PUT THAT DOWN-" 

Sakine did not listen to Meiko and did not put the knife. Instead she kept holding the knife. After Meiko yelled at Sakine to put the knife down, the Lemon Demon Monster thing appeared and started yelling "IM GONNA EAT UR GIRLFRIEND, BOYFRIEND."

Girlfriend jumped. "HELLO?"

"NO!" Boyfriend screamed

Nothing can stop the Lemon Demon from eating Girlfriend. Lemon Demon had already grabbed Girlfriend from where she was standing. Screams can be heard from both Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

Meiko and Sakine couldn't help in this situation, this seems to be an ongoing problem but they just met Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and Lemon Demon just now so there's really no way to help without being awkward. Plus Sakine is only caring about violence and Meiko is panicking because violence bad, violence scary, and people. Shes panicking because theres a lot of people here too. Sakine stared at the knife. "I wanna go stabby stabby on someone." She said before turned her body towards Meiko, since they were standing next to each other. "Meiko?"

"WHAT?" Meiko wasn't paying full attention, she knew that Sakine wanted to stab her but still, she barely knows whats about to happen.

"Your the only person here that I know so your gonna be my vict-" Sakine was interrupted by Senpai and the screams of a legitimate blood stain.  

"Wsup Sakine bbg 😘" Senpai said after walking up to Sakine

"No." Sakine turned to legitimate blood stain that's screaming along with Boyfriend and Girlfriend. "IS THAT A BLOOD STAIN?" Sakine screamed at Spirit.

"No, I'm your mother." The Spirit replied all the sudden. Sakine didn't expect it to talk. 

Yes, Girlfriend is still about to be eaten by Lemon Demon. Except Girlfriend is about 2 feet away from being in Lemon Demon's mouth. 
"HELP." Girlfriend screamed for help

"NO 😭" Boyfriend didn't want to see his girlfriend die right in front of him, so he started epically rapping to the Lemon Demon. It was effective! Lemon Demon put Girlfriend down and walked away, away from everyone.

"Mom?" Sakine questioned Spirit, who claimed to be the mother of both Meiko and Sakine.

"Since when was that our mom?" Meiko looked at Spirit and then down at Sakine who was staring directly at Meiko, with the knife up, still.

"Anyway Meiko." Sakine started, soon interrupted by Meiko's panics. "WHAT NO-"

Sakine didn't even finish the explanation before going stabby stabby on Meiko, killing Meiko instantly. Right in front of Girlfriend as well, since she was on in the hands of Lemon Demon. 

Boyfriend, on the other hand is only caring about the fact that Meiko just died but is caring about the fact that he saved Girlfriend from getting eaten by Lemon Demon. "My epic rap skills saved you 😎" He is very proud of his achievement, even though this happens very regularly.

"You let Meiko diE." Girlfriend was angry at Sakine for killing Meiko now.

"Whaaat. She deserved it, she didn't want to become a magical girl with mee." Sakine replied.

Nene was watching all of this. Now that the chaos is over she decided to ask a question she had since the beginning. "Sakine, are you Pico?"

"Maybe." Sakine said.

Nene liked that and instantly started simping for Sakine, or in Nene's eyes, Pico.

Since Sakine is now Pico, she decided to grab a gun like Pico uses. During this Lemon Demon came back, just to poop out expired lemon heads, then walked out. Hatsune Miku walked and stayed though, staring at Meiko's dead body

Sakine jumped up to Miku. "Hello Miku I killed your mother because she won't become a magical girl." Miku walked off

After a few minutes Meiko respawned, as if nothing happened in the first place. "I forgot we could respawn." Theres a reason to this that will be revealed in an angsty chapter.

Sakine looked over to Meiko. "But what if I killed you again?" 

"SAKINE NO-" Meiko yelled

Nene was still simping for Sakine/Pico

Elysium watched all this chaos happen at once. They finally decided to say something very off topic. "I have a frying pan." This summoned a precious child for one second, who started panicking due to her ✨trauma✨ with frying pans. "Oh god oh f-"

Sakine questioned this. "What's so bad about a frying pan-" She stopped herself. "It sounds like a murder weapon." 

Meiko went back to internally panicking and stayed silent before going. "Man, you've gotten really insane since I last saw you."

Sakine smiled evilly.

A few hours have passed now and Sakine was still holding the knife from earlier. Meiko looked over to her "pUT THAT DOWN-" 

Sakine replied with a "Nah."

Nene stepped into this conversation. "Sakine I like you."

"Why thank you," Sakine smiled as Elysium did whats called the Magical Girl T-pose

Meiko knew that t-pose was familiar. "I don't wanna be a magical girl."

Sakines stern voice from earlier came back. "Be the magical girl."

Meiko facepalmed, thinking to herself "Oh god not again." 

COMING UP ON ADVENTURES WITH MEIKO

13 year old Pico takes a trip to Meiko's burger shop, McMeiko Burger, after hearing Meiko's cries of physical and mental pain, because Meiko is very mentally unstable like this wasn't known already. Pico started saying some random things before grabbing a gun and doing something to McMeiko Burger. What will Pico do to McMeiko Burger? Find out next time on Adventures with Meiko.