Adventures with Meiko

McMeiko Burger or McDiluc's?

PREVIOUSLY ON ADVENTURES WITH MEIKO

Meiko just wanted a normal day of just letting out her emotions when 13 year old Pico decided to blast down McMeiko Burger. All Meiko wanted at this point was her burger shop back. So Handy Manny was called to fix the shop. Of course 13 year old Pico blew it up again. Then Older Pico and Keico (The Pico x Boyfriend fan child) decided to come to the scene. Basically a normal day in Meiko's chaotic life.

Meiko was sitting at her burger shop, just how any chaos starts, not doing anything. All she was doing was being alone with her thoughts. Everything was just fine until this dude that Meiko has never seen in her life walked up to her wearing a McDonalds uniform. 

"Can I work here McDonalds fired me?" The dude said.

"No." Meiko replied "It's my burger shop."

Who was this person you might ask? Well he is the famous Diluc from Genshin Impact (Mini A/N I know nothing about Genshin Impact). He has a mini plan to take over McMeiko Burger and turn it into McDiluc's. 

"I will commit homicide." Diluc said to Meiko.

"Wait nO-" Meiko screamed. She doesn't want an incident from last time. "pLEASE NO HOMOCIDE-" External panic.

Diluc had a mini stroke and said "Me work her," before fully committing homicide. What did he commit homicide on? We will never know. All we know is that it wasn't on Meiko or McMeiko Burger.

"NO." Meiko continued to scream even though she doesn't even know what Diluc committed homicide on

As Meiko was panicking and trying to find the victim of Diluc's homicide Diluc was just doing his little dancey dance.

"WHAT?" Meiko yelled out of confusion the moment she looked behind her to see...whatever this was.

Ash really liked his dancey dance and went over to Karimi in the distance. "Karimi look at Diluc go." they said to Karimi

"He go." Karimi replied.

"Yes." Ash said before pulling up a photo of Diluc in a McDonalds uniform. There was silence before she said "McDiluc's" It appears Ash might know of Dilucs plans.

Karimi knows a bit about it to, and it was about time Diluc did something to take over McMeiko Burger and turn it into McDiluc's. "McMeiko and McDiluc have a fight over which is the best McBurger place," they said.

Meiko heard that entire conversation and decided to say something, not knowing that she would start a fight over which place is better. "McMeiko Burger because they are fresh from the farm."

"I think I win, McDiluc because." Diluc said before doing his dancey dance again.

"No that's not a valid reason."

"Yes it is." 

"Are your burgers fresh from the farm?"

Karimi was in the distance laughing at how pointless this fight is.

"Venti tell em how good McDiluc is." Diluc summoned Venti and now Venti is here.

"The food isn't poisoned, so that's good." Venti said.

"Yea." Diluc agreed with Venti

"Beat that!"

"Is this implying that I poison my food?" Meiko asked. An answer was never received. "Because I dont."

"McDiluc serves wine." Lumine, who appeared out of no where, added.

"I do too, because I'm always dumbed down to 'haha drunk alcoholic Vocaloid Mom' " Meiko replied.

"Um.. It has more quality wine." Venti said.

"And it lets Venti drink even though he's 15." Lumine added.

"Yeah thats a very cool thing to do." Venti went over to Meiko. "I bet McMeiko doesn't let minors drink."

"Minors aren't supposed to drin-" Meiko was cut off by her own sister who was in the distance

"But Meiko you-" Sakine got cut off as well 

"Shh"

"Who needs legalness when  cool!" Venti said

Sakine grabbed a mega phone from who knows where and screamed, "MEIKO LETS MINORS DRINK WINE."

"SAKINE NO-" Meiko yelled.

"Hm, I am from the same source as McDilucs but I do agree minors shouldn't be exposed to beverages like wine." This random person who was looming in the distance added onto the conversation.

"Why not?" Venti asked

"McDiluc's is a shabby place." 

"No its cool."

"I said what I said."

Just then Venti grabbed a glass of wine from Diluc and starts drinking it.

"VENTI YOURE A MINOR-" Meiko yelled the moment she saw Venit drinking the wine.

Venti drank even more.

Sakine ended up grabbing some as well. "What? You let me do it too." She walked over to Meiko as she drank the wine.

"SAKINE-" Meiko had no words.

"ACTUALLY. VENTIS 26000 YEARS OLD." Lumine yelled to Meiko

"YEA!" Venti drank more wine

"ok but Venti you might get sick."

"BUT SAKINE IS OVER HERE JUST PLAIN 16." Meiko kept yelling

"So?" Sakine tilted her head

Meanwhile Bennet had just randomly appeared. This will be the tiebreaker on which is better. McMeiko Burger or McDiluc's.

"Do you agree that McDiluc's is better?" Venti asked Bennet

"I prefer McBennets. It has better hashbrowns." Bennet replied

"No we all hate your hashbrowns."

During this conversation Sakine and Venti were still drinking wine.

"Sakine..." Meiko looked over at Sakine and gave her the face of 'you should stop before you get in legal trouble.'

"I like McBennets as much as I like McDiluc's-" Lumine said

There was some awkward silence before Sakine spoke up. "I know why you all hate McMeiko Burger. You haven't had the famous cheeseburger without cheese!"

"Huh?" Venti looked over at Sakine

"What's that?" Lumine asked

"The most famous item." Meiko replied

Ash was listening to this entire conversation. All of them. "You're welcome."

"Yes yes thank you." Meiko said

The main question of which is better, McMeiko Burger or McDiluc's, was never answered to its fullest, and we never know what happened after here. 

COMING UP ON ADVENTURES WITH MEIKO

Meiko hasn't slept in days and its starting to catch up on her. First its a saxophone hallucination. To a disco skeleton hallucination. My god, Meiko needs to sleep. Once Meiko finally gets to acquire said sleep she has some sort of interesting dream. What was that interesting dream? Find out next time on Adventures With Meiko!