Seven days (Akatsuki lemon story)

Chapter 1: Day 1

DAY 1

I woke up that morning and actually forgot about the deal I made with Deidara until he joined me for breakfast. "Olivia, make me a cup of coffee with two spoonfuls of sugar and just enough milk to change the color un." I stared at him like, 'what the hell', until I remembered. I shrugged my shoulders, "OK." I heard him tapping his finger on the table while I made his coffee and mine. After I handed it to him and sat down he kept staring at me with a look of disapproval.

I raised my eyebrows, "Why are looking at me like that?" He simply said, "You forgot to say something un." I knitted my eyebrows together wondering what the heck he was talking about until he said, "From now on, you have to refer to me as your mentor. I would make you say danna but I guess that would too much of a tongue twister with my name un." I had a vague look on my face, "So does that mean I have to call you sempai, like Tobi?" He nodded with a huge grin. I sighed and nodded ok.

Well, everything was going ok for the most part until everyone left to go on a mission except Deidara. As soon as they left he came in the living room, put the word puzzle I was doing down, and pulled me into his room. "Sit there and wait a minute, I have a surprise for you un." I was so confused while I sat on his bed and watched him go through his closet and pull out a box.

When he opened it, he turned to me with something behind his back, suppressing a giggle, "Now, since you're my servant doing my bidding, I thought it only appropriate you have the right attire for the occasion un."

My mouth dropped when he revealed what was behind his back. It was a skimpy black, French maid's outfit. It was a mini dress that was cut across the shoulders with a built-in lacy apron; it came with a choker, headpiece, garter, and thigh-high black tights. "Put it on un." He tossed it to me, looked at the clock, and left the room. I couldn't believe he was making me do this.

I took my clothes off and put it on. The bottom came about mid-thigh on me, which was ok; at least I didn't have to worry about it being too short.

He came back in the room and whistled. "You look so sexy! I got your black high heels to go with it un." He handed them to me as he glanced at the clock again and I put them on. "Deidara....sempai, do I have to wear this?" I pouted. He grabbed my hand and pulled me into the bathroom, "Yep, and now you need some makeup un."

I whined while he put some makeup on me and a very nice shade of lipstick. "Oh, come on you look gorgeous; See un!" He made me look at the mirror and I had to admit I looked pretty good. I sighed as he pulled me into the living room. He pointed at the couch and ordered, "Now, sit here and don't move until I come back or the deal's off un." My eyes got big as I sat down on the couch, "Whatever you say sempai," as I crossed my arms and legs.

He ran out the door, leaving me to wait for him. He wasn't gone ten minutes when he came through the door, with a huge grin, followed by our other roommates. I thought, HOLY SHIT HE DIDN'T, NO WONDER HE KEPT LOOKING AT THE CLOCK; I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I covered my face with one hand out of embarrassment. I didn't even have to see them and I could feel their eyes on me.

"WELL HOT DAMN!" Hidan plopped down next to me and put an arm around my shoulders, "You look so fucking hot Olivia, what possessed you to wear this thing?" as he tugged at the bottom of the dress. I glanced at Deidara and he shook his head no, so I just shrugged. "I admit she looks very cute, like a little doll," Sasori said quietly as he sat at the table with Itachi, and Kakuzu after they got a drink while Kisame sat in his chair. I was surprised Kakuzu didn't say anything or stare at me like everyone else was; he looked like he was concentrating on his drink.

I was blushing like hell this whole time. Tobi sat on the other side of me, giddy, "You look so pretty Olivee-san, are you playing dress-up?" while poking me on my garter. Hidan snorted, "Tobi you're a fucking idiot, can't you see she's trying to seduce me to fuck her?" I glared at him and replied, "Who says I'm trying to seduce you, for all you know I might be after someone else." I shouldn't have played along.

He burst out laughing, "Yeah, like who; Fish-boy over there?" Kisame started angrily at Hidan, "You better shut the hell up Hidan if you don't want a sword stabbed in your back!" Well, Hidan and Kisame bickered for a few minutes until Deidara beckoned me over towards the kitchen. I sighed and started walking to the kitchen. I heard a whistle, "Look at that beautiful fucking ass go!" I knew it was Hidan. "Personally, I like her legs," Kisame muttered. I actually stopped and looked at him; I wasn't the only one.

He just looked at the wall as if he didn't say anything while Deidara grabbed my arm and pulled me in the kitchen. He whispered in my ear on what to do next and I stared at him in shock. I whispered, "No! Don't make me do that, what will he do?" "Hey, I just want to piss Hidan off! It'll be fun! Oh, and make me a PBJ sandwich and a coke would ya un," as he went back in the other room.

I knew this was going to be a pip. I made his sandwich and got his drink and proceeded in the living room. I handed Deidara his food and drink, he smiled sweetly, "Thank you Olivia un." I sighed and gave him a slight smile, "You're welcome sempai." Kakuzu nearly choked on his drink, "What the hell did you just call him?" Tobi got so excited, "Oh, Deidara your sempai too now?" Hidan grumbled, "He fucking better not be!"

Kakuzu was glaring at me and tapping his finger impatiently on the table, "Well Olivia?" I can already tell I was in for an earful. I stood there and had an idea. I sighed, "I'm not at liberty to tell you so you have to ask Deidara sempai." Deidara glared at me then panicked when Kakuzu got up and went to sit next to him. Kakuzu didn't even have to say anything to get Deidara talking.

He held up his hands in surrender, "Alright! I'm doing this jutsu for Olivia and she's compensating me for it by doing whatever I tell her to do for seven days un. "What kind of jutsu is this and why seven days?" Kakuzu growled. "It's for the removal of acne and scars and that's how long the jutsu's preparations take un." Kakuzu sighed and looked at me, "Olivia, are you seriously that desperate for this jutsu?" I nodded my head yes.

He muttered, "Fine." Deidara looked relieved as motioned for me to do what he told me. I sighed as I walked across the room and sat on Kisame's lap. I swear everyone's mouth dropped but Kisame didn't seem to mind at all. Hidan slapped his forehead, "Holy fucking Jashin! What the fuck Deidara?" Deidara smirked, "You said it yourself Hidan, she's trying to seduce Kisame to fuck her un."

Hidan scowled and Kisame smirked, glad that Deidara pissed him off. Deidara gazed at me, "Olivia, wasn't there something else you was going to do for Kisame un?" By this point I didn't care anymore, I gently grabbed Kisame's face and licked the side of his face.

Everyone looked at me in that, 'OMG she didn't' look as I sat there smirking. Everybody thought it was funny except Hidan and Kakuzu or course. Kisame on the other hand was as happy as can be and put his arm around my waist. At this point, Hidan wanted to get drunk and everyone just joined in.

We actually started chatting and laughing from then on, and what was really funny. I never left Kisame's lap the entire time, lol.