Hamilton as State humans

The Room Where It Happens.

[Alaska]
Ah, Mister Secretary

[Texas:]
Mister Juneau, sir

[Alaska:]
Didja hear the news about good old General Mercer?

[Texas:]
No

[Alaska:]
You know Clermont Street?

[Texas:]
Yeah

[Alaska:]
They renamed it after him
The Mercer legacy is secure

[Texas:]
Sure

[Alaska:]
And all he had to do was die

[Texas:]
That's a lot less work

[Alaska:]
We oughta give it a try

[Texas:]
Ha

[Alaska:]
Now how're you gonna get your debt plan through?

[Texas:]
I guess I'm gonna fin'ly have to listen to you

[Alaska:]
Really?

[Texas:]
"Talk less. Smile more."

[Alaska:]
Ha ha

[Texas:]
Do whatever it takes to get my plan on the Congress floor

[Alaska:]
Now, West Virginia and Virginia are merciless

[Texas:]
Well, hate the sin, love the sinner

[West Virginia :]
Texas!

[Texas:]
I'm sorry Juneau , I've gotta go

[Alaska]
But...

[Texas:]
Decisions are happening over dinner

[Alaska:]
Two Virginians and an Texan walk into a room

[Alaska and Random:]
Diametric'ly opposed, foes

[Alaska:]
They emerge with a compromise, having opened doors that were

[Alaska and Random:]
Previously closed

[Random]
Bros

[Alaska:]
The Texan emerges with unprecedented financial power
A system he can shape however he wants
The Virginians emerge with the nation's capital
And here's the pièce de résistance:

[Alaska (Random):]
No one else was in
The room where it happened
The room where it happened
The room where it happened
No one else was in
The room where it happened (The room where it happened)
The room where it happened
The room where it happened (The room where it happened)
No one really knows how the game is played (Game is played)
The art of the trade
How the sausage gets made (How the sausage gets made)
We just assume that it happens (Assume that it happens)
But no one else is in
The room where it happens (The room where it happens)

[Alaska and Random:]
Virginia  claims

[Virginia:]
Texas was on Usa's doorstep one day
In distress 'n disarray

[Alaska and Random:]
Virginia claims

[Virginia:]
Texas said

[Texas:]
I've nowhere else to turn!

[Virginia:]
And basic'ly begged me to join the fray

[Alaska/ Random:]
Virginia claims

[Virginia:]
I approached West Virginia and said,
"I know you hate 'im, but let's hear what he has to say."

[Alaska/Random:]
Virginia claims

[Virginia:]
Well, I arranged the meeting
I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating

[Alaska:]
But!
No one else was in

[Alaska/Random:]
The room where it happened
The room where it happened
The room where it happened

[Alaska:]
No one else was in

[Alaska/Random:]The room where it happened
The room where it happened
The room where it happened

[Alaska (Random):]
No one really knows how the
Parties get to yes (Parties get to yes)
The pieces that are sacrificed in
Ev'ry game of chess (Ev'ry game of chess)
We just assume that it happens (Assume that it happens)
But no one else is in
The room where it happens (The room where it happens)

[Alaska/Random:]
Meanwhile

[Alaska:]
West Virginia is grappling with the fact that not ev'ry issue can be settled by committee

[Random:]
Meanwhile

[Alaska:]
Congress is fighting over where to put the capital

[*Company screams in chaos*]

[Alaska:]
It isn't pretty
Then Virginia approaches with a dinner and invite
And West Virginia responds with Virginian insight:

[West Virginia:]
Maybe we can solve one problem with another and win a victory for the Southerners, in other words

[Virginia:]
Oh-ho!

[West Virginia:]
A quid pro quo

[Virginia:]
I suppose

[West Virginia:]
Wouldn't you like to work a little closer to home?

[Virginia:]
Actually, I would

[West Virginia]
Well, I propose the Potomac

[Virginia:]
And you'll provide him his votes?

[West Virginia:]
Well, we'll see how it goes

[Virginia:]
Let's go

[Alaska:]
No!

[Random:]
...one else was in
The room where it happened

[Alaska/ Random:]
The room where it happened
The room where it happened
No one else was in
The room where it happened
The room where it happened
The room where it happened

[Alaska:]
My God!

[Alaska/Random:]
In God we trust
But we'll never really know what got discussed
Click-boom then it happened

[Alaska:]
And no one else was in the room where it happened

[Random:]
Texas Austin!

[Alaska:]
What did they say to you to get you to sell New York City down the river?

[Random:]
Texas Austin!

[Alaska:]
Did Washington know about the dinner?
Was there Presidential pressure to deliver?

[Random:]
Texas Austin!

[Alaska:]
Or did you know, even then, it doesn't matter
Where you put the U.S. Capital?

[Texas:]
'Cause we'll have the banks
We're in the same spot

[Alaska:]
You got more than you gave

[Texas:]
And I wanted what I got
When you got skin in the game, you stay in the game
But you don't get a win unless you play in the game
Oh, you get love for it
You get hate for it
You get nothing if you...

[Texas and Random:]
Wait for it, wait for it, wait!

[Texas:]
God help and forgive me
I wanna build something that's gonna outlive me

[Texas/West Virginia/Virginia/Usa (Random):]
What do you want, Alaska? (What do you want, Alaska?)
What do you want, Juneau? (What do you want, Juneau?)
If you stand for nothing (What do you want, Alaska?)
Alaska, then what do you fall for? (What do you want?)

[Alaska:]
I
I wanna be in the room where it happens
The room where it happens
I
Wanna be in the room where it happens
The room where it happens

[Alaska (Random):]
I (I wanna be in the room where it happens)
Wanna be (The room where it happens)
In the room where it happens (The room where it happens)
I (I wanna be in the room where it happens)
I wanna be in the room... (The room where it happens)
Oh (The room where it happens)
Oh (I wanna be in the room where it happens)
I wanna be (Where it happens)
I wanna be (Where it happens)
I've got to be, I've got to be (I wanna be in the room where it happens)
In that room (The room where it happens)
In that big ol' room (The room where it happens)

[Random:]
The art of the compromise

[Alaska:]
Hold your nose and close your eyes

[Random:]
We want our leaders to save the day

[Alaska:]
But we don't get a say in what they trade away

[Random:]
We dream of a brand new start

[Alaska:]
But we dream in the dark for the most part

[Alaska and Random:]
Dark as a tomb where it happens

[Alaska (Random):]
I've got to be in the room... (The room where it happens)
I've got to be...
(The room where it happens)
I've got to be...
(The room where it happens)
Oh, I've got to be in
The room where it happens... (The room where it happens)
I've got to be, I've gotta be (The room where it happens)
I've gotta be
In the room (I wanna be in the room where it happens)
Click-boom! (Click-boom!)