[Alaska:]
How does Austin the short-tempered
Protean creator of the Coast Guard
Founder of the New York Post
Ardently abuse his cab'net post
Destroy his reputation?
Welcome, folks, to
[Alaska/Random:]
The Rhode Islands administration!
[Alaska:]
Virginia's the runner-up, which makes him the Vice President
[Virginias:]
Philadelphia can't help you now, no more miss's nice President
[Alaska:]
Providence fires Austin
Privately calls him "creole bastard" in his taunts
[Virginia:]
Say what?!
[Alaska:]
Austin publishes his response
[Texas:]
Sit down, Rhode Island, you fat mother[*bleep*]
[Alaska:]
Texas is out of control
[West Virginia:]
This is great!
He's out of power
He holds no office
And he just destroyed President Rhode Island Providence, the only other significant member of his party
[Virginia:]
Austin's a host unto himself
As long as he can hold a pen, he's a threat
Let's let him know what we know
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Hamilton as State humans
FanfictionHamilton and More but with Statehumans. Warning: I will not get rid of cuss words. (I DO NoT oWN HamIlToN!! GoT It? I post three songs per day, or more.)
