Ten Duel Commandments

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[Random:]
One, two, three, four

[Everyone:]
Five, six, seven, eight, nine...

[Alaska/Texas/California/Maryland:]
It's the Ten Duel Commandments

[Everyone:]
It's the Ten Duel Commandments
Number one!

[California:]
The challenge: demand satisfaction
If they apologize, no need for further action

[Everyone:]
Number two!

[California]
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second

[Texas:]
Your lieutenant when there's reckoning to be reckoned

[Random:]
Number three!

[Maryland:]
Have your seconds meet face to face

[Alaska:]
Negotiate a peace...

[Texas:]
Or negotiate a time and place

[Alaska:]
This is commonplace, 'specially 'tween recruits

[Random:]
Most disputes die, and no one shoots
Number four!

[California:]
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site

[Texas:]
You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility

[Alaska:]
You have him turn around so he can have deniability

[Random:]
Five!

[Maryland:]
Duel before the sun is in the sky

[Random:]
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry
Number six!

[Texas:]
Leave a note for your next of kin
Tell 'em where you been. Pray that hell or heaven lets you in

[Random:]
Seven!

[Maryland:]
Confess your sins. Ready for the moment
Of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent

[Random:]
Number eight!

[California/Maryland/Texas/Alaska:]
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds, see if they can set the record straight...

[Alaska:]
Texas!

[Texas:]
Alaska Juneau, sir

[Alaska:]
Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?

[Texas:]
Sure
But your man has to answer for his words, Juneau

[Alaska:]
With his life? We both know that's absurd, sir

[Texas:]
Hang on, how many men died because Annapolis was inexperienced and ruinous?

[Alaska:]
Okay, so we're doin' this

[Random:]
Number nine!

[Texas:]
Look 'em in the eye, aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require
Then count

[Men:]
One two three four

[Everyone:]
Five six seven eight nine

[Texas/Alaska:]
Number

[Random:]
Ten paces!

[Texas/Alaska:]
Fire!

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