Hamilton as State humans

Aaron Burr, Sir

[Everyone:]
1776. New York City.

[Texas]
Pardon me. Are you Alaska Juneau , sir?

[Alaska:]
That depends. Who's asking?

[Texas:]
Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Texas Austin, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

[Alaska:]
I'm getting nervous

[Texas:]
Sir...
I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

[Alaska:]
You punched the bursar

[Texas:]
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.
So how'd you do it? How'd you get in the Untied states so fast?

[Alaska]
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[Texas:]
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we're worth more
Than anyone bargained for...

[Alaska:]
Can I buy you a drink?

[Texas:]
That would be nice

[Alaska:]
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

[Texas:]
What?

[Alaska]
Smile more

[Texas:]
Ha

[Alaska :]
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[Texas:]
You can't be serious

[Alaska:]
You wanna get ahead?

[Texas:]
Yes

[Alaska:]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[California:]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?

[California/Oklahoma /New Mexico:]
Show time!

[Alaska:]
Like I said...

[California:]
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I'm California Sacramento  in the place to be!

A two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh!

Those redcoats don't want it with me!
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops 'til I'm free!

[Oklahoma:]
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Oklahoma!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best?
C'est moi!

[New Mexico:]
Brrrah brraaah! I am New Mexico Santa Fe
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said, "Come again?"

[Oklahoma and California :]
Ayyyyy

[New Mexico:]
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets...

[Oklahoma:]
Wow

[California:]
No more smex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...

[California/Oklahoma/New Mexico:]
To the revolution!

[California:]
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

[New Mexico:]
Alaska Juneau!

[California:]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[Alaska :]
Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'mma sit. We'll see where we land

[Oklahoma/New Mexico:]
Boooo!

[California:]
Juneau, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

[Texas:]
If you stand for nothing, Juneau, what'll you fall for?

[New Mexico/Oklahoma/California:]
Ooh

[California:]
Who are you?

[New Mexico:]
Who are you?

[Oklahoma:]
Who are you?

[New Mexico/Oklahoma/California:]
Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?