(A/N): this is a version of YFMTS 9 where puff is replaced with husk, Deejay with Y/N, Deejane with Jenny, and axel with Vortex
No One's Pov
You, Vortex, and HUsk are chillin in Vortex's apartment knowing its valentines day
Husk: Valentines day sucks, i don't have a date, and that means... i'm not getting laid!!!
Vortex: c'mon, chicks who look like dudes hit on you All the time
Y/N: but Angel's the other way around
Husk: yeah but i'm not into those trashy airhead club chicks. I wanna go on a romantic dinner date with a Normal girl.
Y/N: My sister, Jennifer is in town, but, nah, she wouldn't be your type
Husk: Not my type is EXACTLY what i'm looking for, hook a brotha up Playboy.
Y/N: ok, don't come crying to me when it dont work out.
Husk: Oh its gonna work out bro you're under estimating the master!
Y/N: Let's just say Jenny aint easy to please.
Husk: im finna romance the SHIT out of this BIATCH She'll be cooking me waffles and bacon by morning!!!
Y/N: Good luck, You'll need it
Vortex: but first, yall want a hit
He pulls out a lit joint, you say yes and rip it.
(TIMESKIP)
Husk's POV
I arrive at Ninth Circle Diner for my date with Jennifer, i end up seeing a female version of Y/N,
Husk: You must be Y/N's sister, wow the resemblance is disturbing.
Jenny: I get that alot.
Husk: i got you these roses, tho they pale in comparison to your ratings.
Jenny: Awww you shouldn't have.
Husk: nah it was my pleasure.
Jenny: No, you really shouldn't have, i'm allergic.
Husk: oh sorry, you probably afford chocolates.
Jenny: Are you calling me fat?
Husk: Uh N-N-N-No, you so not fat.
Jenny: SO NOW I'M NOT FAT P.H.A.T PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTING AM I NOT?
Husk: Uh I lost track?
Jenny: I knew this was a waste of time.
she then gets ready to leave, but i stop her.
Husk: Don't go, maybe we may not be an obvious match. Maybe you DO look so much like my drinking pal i feel a little gay sitting here with you.
Jenny: AND MAYBE YOU ARE THE SIZE OF SOMETHING STUCK BETWEEN MY TEETH.
Husk: Maybe you are a bit bigger than me, heh, THATS A HUGE BITCH.
Jenny: AND MAYBE YOU ARE SO SMALL THAT I CAN SEE YOUR FEET IN YOUR DRIVER"S LICENSE PICTURE
She then pulls me by the collar and gives me a big wet kiss on the lips, i never been kissed like that since i was an alter boy when i was alive
Jenny: You, Me, my place, NOW. that is if you're man enough
(TIMESKIP)
Husk: I mean, do we really have to rush into bed together?
Jenny: Say Hello to my little friend.
As Jenny snaps the whip, she hops into bed, with me in one arm, i almost broke something.
(insert lemon of Jenny dominating Husk the whole time here)
(THE NEXT MORNING)
Y/N's POV
Husker was looking at me as if he was in love with me, I thought it was the booze in his coffee
Y/N: Stop staring at me man, It's creepy as hell.
Husk: I'm in love with your sister, I cant hide it
I got a call from my Jenny on my phone.
Jenny: Hey Dickfuck, tell your friend to loose my number and look into penis enlargement surgery.
Y/N: Aight, that's it?
Jenny: Yes.
Y/N: Ok, deuces.
Husk: Man, You're just mad I laid a girl that I didnt have to roofie.
Y/N: Yeah, about that, Jenny just called, she said lose her number, and look into penis enlargement surgery.
(TIMESKIP)
No One's POV
Husker sits at the counter of the hotel bar next to You while sipping on some Jamseson while you do the same.
Husk: I finally got the ability to love back, and the girl doesn't want me.
Y/N: Dont worry dude, You'll find someone perfect for ya.
Husk: Thanks Jack
Y/N: Now can you please get your hand off my ass
Husk: *sigh* in a minute.
Y/N: Did you have to go inside my sweats?
Husk: Yes, yes I did.
(MEANWHILE)
Charlie's POV
Vaggie: Hmm, I wonder why Y/N didn't tell us where he went yesterday, you think he has a secret gf?
Charlie: There's alot we might not know about him. He's always gone on the weekends, strange.
Vaggie: Either way, we still gonna lay him atleast this week, right?
Charlie: Sure.
(That last part is part of the story)
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The Killer Twins. (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss X Male/twin brother reader)
FanfictionY/N & Jenny Knolastname are twin brother and sister of Moxxie and Mille. Throughout their childhood, they were always there for eachother, by adulthood, Jenny joined I.M.P with her parents to kill humans, while Y/N moved out to find his purpose. He...
