Y/N's POV
It was another Saturday working for Blitzø. I was on my way to the office building, only to see a convertible parked in Blitzø's spot. I head upstairs to the IMP office, and see Blitzø yelling.
Y/N: What is going on Boss man?
Blitzø: I'll explain later, as a matter of fact get in there and confront them about my parking spot.
Y/N: You mean that pink convertible?
Blitzø: Yes, it's owned by Verostika Mayday and I need you to confront her.
Y/N: Um, all right.
I slowly open the door, look back at everyone else nod and then go in.
Y/N: What's good y'all, somebody's boss is pretty pissed off about some bullshit that involves his parking spot.
Verostika: We meet again huh kid?
Fem Imp 1: this is the guy you're talking about boss?
Male Imp: he looks so damn cute.
Fem Imp 2: with his gray hoodie on.
Y/N: you better get the fuck away from me I'm just trying to tell you about the situation.
Vortex: look little homie, me and you may be best friends, but I'm still on the clock so you ain't going to do shit to my boss.
Y/N: Then I'm out of here, it was good seeing you vortex.
I run the fuck out of that room in fear as if I was about to get jumped. I, Dad, Mom, Jenny, Loona, and Blitzø walk to our office pissed about the spot. We have a discussion in the boardroom for some challenge that Blitzø started with Ms. Mayday before we went to the office.
Blitzø: So we are gonna go to podt flyers for our company for a spring break deal. We will go to the loving world and kill more people than verostika can Fuck. I win, she lose, we turn up.
Loona: Oh, can I come with? I know how to blend with the humans.
Moxxie: what do you mean blending in with humans?
Y/N: She means disguising herself as a human.
Loona: You guys don't have disguises?
Y/N: I have Pink skin paint, and a headband.
Millie: how do those help in any situation.
Y/N: You'll see when we start killing, I will look like a nerd, loona could talk to some dudes to jump me in an alley. I'll have a gun on me, and they die.
Blitzø: I like that idea, kid. Loona and Y/N disguise themselves as humans, Loona can lure some into an alley, and Y/N kills them, while us other 4 sneak up on them.
All of us nod in agreement. We post flyers in hell, get clients, and go to the living world. Loona turns into a human, and I apply my skin paint on my hands and face.
Blitzø: You both look great, now go get em sweetie and nephew.
I didn't think too much of Blitz calling me a nephew, but Loona and I run to set some bitch humans up.
Loona: Hey dude.
Human: Was gud lil girl.
Loona: *points at me.* you see that pathetic little nerd over there, get some of your buddies and jump him in that alley.
Human: Oh hell yeah, lets go boys.
About 12 humans back me up in an alley, and I'm just standing there smiling cuz they dont know I'm about to start shooting each one of them to hell ,cuz luckily each of them are targets. After shooting on 12 of them in a span of 5 minutes, I get ready for my next wave of targets.
Y/N: Alright Loona I'm ready for more.
Loona is looking at Vortex in the distance, I forgot IMP was in a challenge with Verostika.
Y/N: You want Ms. Mayday's Bodyguard dont you.
Loona: Shut up kid, what do you know about him?
Y/N: more than you know Loona, I'm his best friend so I can probably hook you up with him.
Loona: Really?
Y/N: Yeah, let's go talk to him.
The two of us walk towards the crowd. I had to hold Loona's hand cuz she was a little hesitant. By the time I got to him, he almost knocks me out until he sees my horns.
Vortex: Get the Fuck ba- AAYYY Y/N, how you doin, and whos your girl?
Y/N: I'm just hanging in there, another day another dollar. This here is Loona, she wanted to talk to you.
Loona: Hehehe, hey....
Vortex: Oh hey girl
Y/N: Well you two have fun, I'ma go back to my job.
I continue my job by harassing other targets they all threaten to what my ass which I tell them to meet me on the roof of the building and choke them out. Seven Targets in on all the sudden see a big mutant fish popping out the water, I try and go over to where is at only to see Mom and Dad popping out.
Y/N: What the hell was that?
Drunk Moxxie: A human, called me a opossum, I'm not a opossum.
Millie: Take a guess.
Mom and I help Dad up off the ground to drag him to our hiding spot.
Blitzø: WE FUCKING WON!!!
Millie: FUCK YEAH!!!
Jenny: YEESSSSS!!!
Y/N: WOOOOOO!!!
All 6 of us open up the portal and head home. During our fall, I see Loona sad.
Y/N: What's wrong?
Vortex: He dint want to date me, but he invited me to his Girlfriend's Party.
Y/N: Yeah ive been to one of them, and you might like them, you'll never know, you could meet another Vortex.
Loona gave a soft smile as if to say Thank you.
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The Killer Twins. (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss X Male/twin brother reader)
FanfictionY/N & Jenny Knolastname are twin brother and sister of Moxxie and Mille. Throughout their childhood, they were always there for eachother, by adulthood, Jenny joined I.M.P with her parents to kill humans, while Y/N moved out to find his purpose. He...
