The Killer Twins. (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss X Male/twin brother reader)

SPEED DATE

Vortex's POV

Y/N and I were walking into the happy hotel as we wanted to hang out in Y/N's room since I had the night off. Charlie welcomed us in and kisses Y/N on the cheek.

Charlie: Welcome back sweetie, and hello Tex.

Y/N *blushes* Hello Charlie.

I nod as my hello.

Vortex: Is Husk where he's usually at?

Charlie: He is, is it a guys night tonight?

Y/N: Something like that, the 3 of us are gonna be chilling at Tex's place for the night, I just bought the new Call of Foolery Weapon pack, and we're gonna have a team deathmatch.

Charlie: OOOH That sounds fun, let's go get him.

As we walk toward the pub area of the hotel, we here clapping and banging. When we walk in, we see him jacking it behind the counter

Vortex: NIGGA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Y/N: WHAT THE ACCUAL SHIT!

It turns out, Y/N almost shit himself, until I saw that Has sk was holding a Polaroid photo of, Jenny?

Husk: Ever heard of knocking?

He stops masturbating and goes to wash his hands.

Y/N: The pub is a public area in the Hotel, why would we KNOCK?

Vortex: Y/N has a point, also, why do you have a photo of his sister?

Husk: I'm sorry, I can't let go of her.

Vortex: C'mon man, you can get a new bitch. You just need to comb your fur, and brush your teeth...

Husk looks a little pissed thinking he's being insulted, luckily Y/N cuts me off.

Y/N: what Vortex means is that you have potential, and I actually have an idea for this. It's a surprise for Husk though.

(3 hours later)

Y/N was driving his car, I was barely able to fit unfortunately, and husk was blindfolded.

Husk: Why the blindfold kid, you make it look like we're going to your basement and play naked and afraid, better known as hide and seek.

Y/N: Ewww no, it would be silence of the lamb, I do have standards.

Vortex: Stop it with the gay shit guys, we're almost there anyway.

Y/N: Oh goodie, you might like this Husk.

Husk: Unless it's a liquor mall: I don't want to go in.

Y/N and I nod, he opens the back left door after we park. And I just carry Husk over my shoulder.

(A few minutes later)

Y/N: 3...2...1... Take off the blindfold.

Y/N Drove us to a speed date which was somewhat odd. I didn't fully mind because he only signed Husk up for this.

Husk: Y/N, you shouldn't have... no really, you shouldn't have, I don't like none of them.

All of a sudden, Verostika walked up to us.

Verostika: Vortex, what are you doing here with your imp kid.

Vortex: This was Y/N's idea, he-

Verostika: Oh really... Hey Y/N, back for round 2 baby?

Y/N: Fuck no, I'm just here for my pal Husk. I'm trying to put him out there.

Verostika looks at husk and cringes a little.