Well, This Just Happened

5

Translation for the picture above

Sarada: Naruto is more of a father to me than you.

Sasuke: In fact, he was going to be your father

Sasuke:But, that idiot couldn't get pregnant

(sorry, I don't think the translation is that accurate but it's the best I can whip up)
 

Let's timeskip to de next day (´｡･v･｡｀)

Naruto Pov

     I sat up,stretching my arms I remember that I was talking to Kakashi and then I fell asleep. I sighed 'Sakura probably gonna be shouting at me and Sasuke well, he's just gonna be his normal brooding self I suppose' I stand up and open the door, seeing Tsunami making food.

I gave her a big bright smile and said "Good morning, Tsunami-san!"  The female turned around with a small smile and said "Naruto, you're awake I was making you food, come sit down at the table"

As I sat down I asked "Hey, where are the others?" "Your sensei, said after you eat you go follow them into the forest while father is out as well as Inari" I made a soft 'ah' sound as the lady set down the plate in front of me.
I give her another big smile and said "Thanks for the food, Tsunami-san" The blue haired woman chuckled and said a small 'Your welcome' as the I ate.

Short timeskip this time.

I looked around the room, where I slept looking for the letter I was sure I had placed it here somewhere. I kept looking all over for it, but I couldn't find it, the letter to Madara informing of what happened. I sighed, and sat on the bed maybe it had dropped when we fought with Zabuza, no that's not possible I was holding it yesterday and placed it down somewhere around this room. Maybe, someone found it and thought it was some sort of trash? no the letter looked important enough to not be thrown away.

I walked out the room once again a nd asked "Tsunami-San? Have you by any chance seen a letter?" "A letter? Well, I did but..

...

Kakashi, looked over at Sakura who had easily walked up the tree if it wasn't for the fangirling she could become a fine kunoichi with that impressive chakra control. Then, looking at his other hand that wasn't holding the wooden crutch helping him stand up, he found it in the room it was hidden quite properly if it weren't for luck he would have never seen it. He's never seen this handwriting before but on the front of the letter it had 'Naruto'  written on it, he still hasn't opened it unsure whether to do it or not but, he was sure that this letter was either from Naruto or to Naruto.

He sighed, as he looked at Sasuke trying to concentrate...

...

This is bad, Kakashi has the letter! Did he already open it? No, if he did he would be questioning me already, or maybe...he's waiting for me to go to forest then, he'll ask me to explain? Ah! This is such a mess I should've sent it earlier! No, there's a chance he still hasn't read it yet. Breath in...breath out, calm down Naruto.

After clearing my mind I decided to check this out myself if he has read it or not, and I should think of lies while I'm at it.

...

Kakashi,then heard footsteps he turned to look and saw Naruto with his usual grin. "Hey, guys sorry I'm late!"  "Naruto! You didn't eat last night! What the heck we're you thinking?!" Sakura yelled as she walked down the tree, Kakashi glanced at Naruto as the pinkette hit him in the head, he screamed something inaudible to him, he was tuning out everything. There was something off, about everything but there was nothing what happened in the Hokage office and this letter there was something about it that made everything feel off, like something big was missing.