after arriving back in liyue y/n walks over to madame ping's table.
"m-madame ping uwu baka~,, are you there?"
"fuk off ugly bitch i hope you die in a fire stanky musty oaf." madame ping shouts at y/n
y/n shows madame ping the flowers they bought. "i'm sorry uwu onii-chan senpai baka nani!" madame ping snatches the flowers and observes them very closely.
"THERES NO GLAZE LILIES IN THIS BOUQUET YOU DENSE BAKA!!!!!!"
y/n's eyes tear up :((((( "I spent all of my mora on those flowers i thought u would like them" y/n runs away up to the terrace to cry dramatically.
~~madame ping POV~~
finally that stanky brat left. damn kids nowadays. i return into my teapot.
"hey there cutie" i say to my visitor. " the distraction is gone. we can have some alone time now ;)" ZHONGLI (the CEO of GEO) comes out from behind a tree.
"hey bby gril" zhongli pisses loudly.
madame ping and zhongli uhm
hold hands
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MADAME PING x READER (ENEMIES TO LOVERS)
Fanfictionmadame ping x reader written at like 12am in vc with friends
