y/n left the bubu pharmacy with the cocogoat milk. pls dont question how qiqi got it. but y/n decided to pick some glaze lilies for their hot milf crush, because madame ping threw a massive fucking temper tantrum last time.
y/n finally found madame ping after UR MOMMMMMMMM hours of searching. eventually y/n found madame ping sitting next to ZADDY ZHONGLI aka the CEO of GEO. so the rumors were true. y/n almost started crying but decided they couldnt cry in front of the 2nd hottest man to exist.
"m-madame ping BAKAKAAKAAAKAKAA SENPAI uwu" y/n stutters hottly. "i-i-i-i-i-i-i got you some g-g-g-g-glaze lilies!!!!! uwu!!!!!!! nani baka~"
madame ping looks at the lilies. "hmmmm MAYBE i can forgive you. dadd- i mean zhongli will you excuse us for a moment "
"ara ara" zhongli responds and then fucks off somewhere.
"madame ping senpai-chan i think we got off on the wrong foot UWU!!!! i want to make it up to you by having a picnic with you!!!!!"
madame ping thought for a moment. "yes perhaps we could. meet me in qingce village tomorrow. you have to bring the food though because this was your dumbass idea. if i dont like it then i will murder u."
"okay madame ping!!!!! i wont let u down uwu!!!!!!" y/n practically came in their pants. but anyways y/n had to prepare a nice meal for madame ping, but it didnt matter that much if the cocogoat milk worked like qiqi and ganyu said.
y/n left to go to second life to buy ingredients and a recipe.
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how about.................................................................... " y/n listed off the long list of 4 whole ingredients they needed to make the most lip-smacking scrumtious delicious hottest meal theyve ever made in their life to please madame ping the hottie.
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MADAME PING x READER (ENEMIES TO LOVERS)
Fanfictionmadame ping x reader written at like 12am in vc with friends