"You're nothing, but a brat."
"Yeah and guess whose brat I am?"
"Mine."
What could a promiscuous "internet personality" and a mysterious architect possibly talk about?
Started: 2/14/21
Ended: 2/24/21
Rankings:
2/23/21: #1 in #matthewgraygubler
5/2...
parkerthepisces: I did the ONE thing nobody is supposed to do on a date
princess.velvet: Noel Parker! 😡
parkerthepisces: Ahh not my name and I know 😔
princess.velvet: Which ex did you talk about?
parkerthepisces: None of them. I.. talked about you
princess.velvet: Oh
princess.velvet: MY GOD! U have such a huge crush on me!
parkerthepisces: Yeah and?
princess.velvet: I'm so flattered u would talk ur date's ear off about lil ol' me 🥺
parkerthepisces: Well she didn't appreciate it 😳
parkerthepisces: What are your plans for tonight?
princess.velvet: Well after we finished talking I was supposed to do a video call with some guy but he bailed :(
princess.velvet: I got all dolled up for nothing
parkerthepisces: Lemme see
princess.velvet:
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parkerthepisces: Who would bail on all of that? 😡
parkerthepisces: Could I possibly get that free time?
princess.velvet: U wanna video chat with me?
parkerthepisces: Yeah, why not?
Incoming video call from princess.velvet
My nerves were all riled up from her user popping up. I quickly accepted the call without overthinking about it. "Oh my gosh hi!" Phoebe squealed happily. "Hey, Phoebe. Wow, how'd you get even prettier?" I asked admiring her. Phoebe looked down shyly brushing a few strands of hair behind her ear. "Fuck, your flirting has gotten better," she muttered. "Such a bad girl using foul language," I said with a smirk. "You're playing a dangerous game baby boy," Phoebe warned while letting a frustrated breath out. I rolled my tongue over my bottom lip while giving her flirty eyes. "So let's play," I teased.
I finally decided to call it quits, Phoebe is too much to handle. I envied how calm she was after saying such dirty things. "Aw it's okay not everyone can hang," she said sympathetically. "You wouldn't be saying all that if I were actually there," I groaned after sitting back in my seat. "Oh yeah? And what would you do?" she questioned while biting her lip. "Ah let's not play that game again," I answered. "Come on, tell me please," she begged. "Phoebe," I said sternly. She sat up straight but was moving her hips around. "This is too good, you get turned on by authoritative figures," I chuckled. "What?! No, I don't," Phoebe lied. "You're a terrible liar." She rolled her eyes annoyed. "Don't roll your eyes at me you little brat," I demanded. She folded her arms and looked off to the side. "Sorry," Phoebe whispered. I couldn't contain my laughter which startled her.
"I'm almost certain you have a daddy kink too," I said while wiping a tear. "So what if I do?" Phoebe asked getting defensive. "Aw Bee, that's not a bad thing. I don't mind being called daddy," I flirted. "You—! You're so— I strongly dislike you," she said getting flustered. "And I'm so not calling you daddy." "Why not?" I pouted. "I don't know your name!" "Maybe I'll tell you when we meet." "When would that be?" Her eyes lit up a little bit. "I'm not sure yet," I replied honestly. "Soon hopefully, I've been looking forward to it," Bee admitted. "Yeah soon. Gosh, you're quite magical," I beamed joyfully. "You and your enchanting words are too much!" she giggled. Phoebe looked off to the side and pouted. I knew what that meant. "You have to go," I said disappointed. "Yeah, it's nearly three o', clock in the morning. We've been talking for a long ass time." "I feel like we just started talking not that long ago," I sighed. "I know... Nico?" "Not even close babe," I smiled. "I'll get it someday! Goodnight Parker the Pisces," she said blowing a kiss afterward. "Goodnight Princess Velvet."
Video call ended
Ring ring, ring ring. Ugh maybe if I ignore it. Ring ring, ring ring. I reached over and picked my phone up from my nightstand. I couldn't help but smile at the caller i.d. "Hey mom," I yawned. "Hi, kiddo. Were you still sleeping?" she asked. "Yeah, I was. I had a late night," I answered while stretching. "With work?" "No, um with a girl actually," I confess. "On the phone." "You're seeing someone?!" "Not like that ma," I clarified feeling my cheeks heat up. "But do you like her?" Mom questioned eagerly. "It's too soon to tell, but mom, she's wonderful, brilliant, absolutely breathtaking," I said raving about Phoebe. I sat up now feeling energized thinking about Bee. "You sound awfully jovial sweet pea! What's her name?" "Phoebe," I said dreamily. "You definitely like her son," mom said matter of factly. "Right because moms know everything," I chuckled while shaking my head. "Mom, I'll call you after work alright. I promise I'll tell you more." "Bye bye sweet pea." "Bye, mom."
