"You're nothing, but a brat."
"Yeah and guess whose brat I am?"
"Mine."
What could a promiscuous "internet personality" and a mysterious architect possibly talk about?
Started: 2/14/21
Ended: 2/24/21
Rankings:
2/23/21: #1 in #matthewgraygubler
5/2...
parkerthepisces: Oh my god only a week left? I didn't even realize. Do you know how happy that just made me?!
princess.velvet: No, show me!
parkerthepisces:
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princess.velvet: I'm literally dating the hottest person on planet earth omg
princess.velvet: U get more handsome everyday??
princess.velvet: U know I'm obligated to fight bitches who drool over u right?
parkerthepisces: Please don't, you know I'd bail you out every time
princess.velvet: Exactly 💗
parkerthepisces: I have a question for you. Something Daphne said two months ago
princess.velvet: Why'd u wait so long?
parkerthepisces: I just remembered. She said you aren't mother material. Do you not like children?
princess.velvet: It's not that I don't like them. I like kids who don't belong to me, like my nieces. I'm not maternal either. Just the fun auntie
princess.velvet: I've babysat them a few times, but 9 times out of 10 Daph calls Steffie to babysit them
parkerthepisces: So you wouldn't want kids?
princess.velvet: Mm not really no. They're just too much to handle and messy and loud
princess.velvet: Super adorable tho I give them that. Do u want kids?
parkerthepisces: Yes I do! Ideally two boys and a girl
parkerthepisces: You really don't want little Nates and a little Phoebe running around?
princess.velvet: Well if u want kids with me, it's gonna be nothing but little Phoebes running around
parkerthepisces: Care to explain?
princess.velvet: Girls run in the family. My mom has 5 sisters and 1 brother. My dad is the only boy in his immediate family. All of my cousins are girls on my mom's side, and like 90% of them are girls on my dad's side, my parents had me and my sisters, Daphne has 2 girls, and my uncle has 3 girls and another on the way
parkerthepisces: Holy shit, that's a lot of ladies
parkerthepisces: I'd be happy to break that cycle if you let me 😉
princess.velvet: If it's u, I'd gladly make u a father to 1 and 1 child only
parkerthepisces: I think I can convince you to give me two more
princess.velvet: Sounds like a breeding kink to me
parkerthepisces: Uh no, I just want a decent sized family
princess.velvet: Breeding. Kink
parkerthepisces: Whatever. Do you have any names you like?
princess.velvet: Nope! I don't think about that for obvious reasons
parkerthepisces: You know what name I like
parkerthepisces: Preston
princess.velvet: Shame u can't use it for ur son bc ur gonna have a daughter
parkerthepisces: I'm still gonna name her Preston
princess.velvet: Ur being extremely hilarious today
parkerthepisces: What's funny about talking to the future mother of my children?
princess.velvet: *child. Ur pushing ur luck Nate, I might not give u any offspring atp
parkerthepisces: Aww baby don't be like that
parkerthepisces: You can name our little girl whatever you want
princess.velvet: It's getting weird... 🤨
parkerthepisces: You were right. No maternal bone in your body
princess.velvet: No 💗
parkerthepisces: That's okay, I can be maternal enough for the kids
princess.velvet: Ur right to have a child with me has been REVOKED
parkerthepisces: Ah no please! I'm sorry!
princess.velvet: Get back to work 😡 I know ur break is over
parkerthepisces: I'm not doing anything until I'm forgiven
princess.velvet: Ugh fine. I forgive u, I'll even come over tonight, now get back to work!
parkerthepisces: Whatever you say boss lady. I love you Princess Phoebe 💚
