Blight pain

Valentine's Day a/n special

G'day my sexy friends... I should not have said that... well hello my cuties happy Valentine's Day it's a party!

Never hosted one... other than birthday... no one came.. Na I'm kidding only 3 people came but I invited them so it was all cool

So uh.. in the right corner... there's refreshments! Water and juice but the orange juice is mine if you drink my orange juice you better say goodbye to your hands.

And in the left corner is nothing it's... a corner... I'm not good at this

We have music! Of course it's the song up there but I can't look up cause I'm just words

There's snacks over there.

Bathroom just down the hall if you uh... gotta do your thing

Stay out of my room cause.. my sister is in there and I don't won't her out and in here... she's annoying.

Oh don't make a mess cause then I gotta clean it up and if I don't and my parents get back well I guess next time you hear from me it's gonna be in the grave

We can watch tv like the owl house or any other shows hell I'd be fine with fosters home for imaginary friends I loved that show..

We can also play games like uh.... uh.... let me go see what we have.. I'll be back

*weird groaning and crying*

I said stay in there don't make any sounds back into the closet!

Ok uh we have uno.. it's all we got... or we can play video games we have many games from all types of genres well not all...

We got apex, Minecraft, cod Cold War, Star Wars battlefront 2, rainbow six siege and uuuhhh.... what was that one game..... rec room like roblox but it's way more entertaining with the amount of little kids there

Or we can just... sit down and talk...

Oh at the end of this there's a gift for all of you

Oh and don't open the closet... there's totally not a alien in there hehe... uh hey where's my dog? Damnit the alien ate him again... I mean there's no alien.. I'll be back.

Spit up the fucking dog ya green looking egghead you absolute twat ya bloody idiot! I've told you not to put the dog In your mouth!

I'm back got the dog back and uh don't mind the... slime? That he's covered in call the dog whatever want but I personally like to call him Harry... cause that's his name but I call him fatty he ain't fat it's just a name I gave him...

Surprisingly you haven't left this party sucks.. well uh you can leave now or you can stay and continue this horrible party.... well here's your gift if your leaving

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