Iroha: So yeah I am doing just fine, thank you-
Mikado: Shut the fuck up! We don't care about your teen preganacy.
Iroha: *is not even pregnant*
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Nikei: Girls... Boys... Mikado.
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Nikei: Damn, she looks good.
Emma: She's 13?!
Mikado: Future hoe!
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Voids: *talking about murder in class*
Teacher: What are you guys whispering about?
Hajime: Ummm... Soccer.
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Principal: *takes smokes from Nikei* NICOTINE?! IN MY SCHOOL?!?!
Nikei: It's weed actually.
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Hajime: Woah, what's going on?
Mikado: Some girl stole Emma's-
Emma: *pulling a girl's hair* DON'T YOU E V E R STEAL MY LIPSTICK, BITCH!!!
Nikei: *filming* You bet that's going on YouTube.
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*lights go out*
Nikei: Who forgot to pay the bills???
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Mikado: *make a cheat-cheat*
Hajime: Don't even try! The teacher has eagle eyes.
Mikado: Fuck his eyes!
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*online classes*
Teacher: Iroha?... Iroha???
Mikado: Third call aaaaaaaand SOOOOOOLD!!!
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(Context: we have the same teacher for two different subjects.)
Hajime: Wait... What class is this?
Teacher: The one where you're failing.
Hajime: You'd have to be more specific.
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*at PE*
Mikado: You throw like a girl.
Iroha: I am a girl.
Nikei: No, you're a little bitch.
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Emma: *laughs hysterically at her own joke*
Hajime: Oh no! Here we go again!
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Nikei: *trying to distinguish the twins* So one is a bitch and the other is a little bitch. Got it.
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Teacher: *explains the lesson*
Iroha: Look! It's raining.
Whole class: W O A H
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Emma: Such pretty sparkles!
Nikei: EMMA THAT'S THE POWER OUTLET!!!
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Everyone: *sings the anthem for music class*
Emma: *to the rythm* All you ladies pop your pussy like this-
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Hajime: *sees Emma eating chips* You know that those are not healthy.
Emma: *angry* Minding your business is tho.
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Iroha: *on her period* I will kill someone today.
Mikado: Oh really?
Iroha: *pulls out a pocket knife*
Mikado: OH SHIT!
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Nikei: Now the real question is... Which of our teachers do you think is a sugar daddy?
Emma: Oh totally the arts teacher.
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⭐VOID headcannons + scenarios + oneshots⭐
FanficThis is my first time doing something like this, but if you have any cool ideas I might write something about it. I can also do x reader stuff. I will do mostly gender neutral x reader if that's the case
