MCU Reacts [Canon/Fanon] [SCHOOL/MENTAL HEALTH HIATUS]

Falcon and Winter Soldier

'UH-OH! BACK AGAIN-'

"JESUS!" Tony squawked, earning an elbow jab from Pepper {Forgot to add her-} and a snicker from Shuri, Peter, and Harley. Some people jumped in their seats. Someone in the far back, most likely an Asgardian, dropped their glass of mead, spilling it all over the floor. It was sopped up into a ball with exploded into faint mead smelling mist.

'You're probably wondering what you're going to react to next!'

"Um, yes...?" Peter Quill said, squinting around the room in hopes of finding the disembodied voice. 

Something like a laugh came from the mysterious voice.

'AHEM! Oh- shoot. I just realized I never introduced myself to you all.'

"No shit," Loki snorts, picking at his black nails. {He painted them}

'Shut it. But not really. Call me 'Jess.' Or the Grandmaster.'

"What do I have a feeling that that's already a name someone's using?" Bruce stuttered, unsure of his words. Silence followed from Jess as she sat in front of her laptop, wondering what the actual fuck she's writing- oop. Fourth wall break, my bad. 

'Um... you'll find out about that later. Again, refer to me as Jess or the Grandmaster.'

"Cool. Will do."

'Good, good. You already know what to do. Now. You wanted to know what you were reacting to?' 

"Yeah, that's literally what we're waiting for," one of Flash's cronies muttered, shrugging his shoulders. "Are you gonna show it something?"

'The hell you think I'm trying to do? Alright. Shut it, everyone. Now... there's no timeline here.... but... if I were to describe when this event would take place... I got to say, this whole shazam takes place in the future. 2023, to be exact.'

Murmurs of 'what?!' and 'how is that possible?' echoed around the theater. Jess waited patiently in front of her laptop, wondering if she should make this chapter long or short since she really wants to get to that Netflix show about British people baking. If they still had it though, she hasn't really watched it in a while. Oop - Fourth wall break, my bad.

'It is possible, yes. Now... I got to explain some stuff to you all.'

"Like what? Like how we're going to react to the fucking future?!" Tony said.

'Later. For now... let's see. Oh gods.'

Smirks from some of the Asgardians.

'Here... you are all just... comic and movie characters.'

Utter silence fell over the room. 

"I'm Sorry, what in the hell?" 

'You heard me right. In this dimension, you are merely fictional character played by actors and actresses. The events that you go through in this dimension are turned into movies in my dimension. Odin, Thor, Loki, and every other Asgardian are merely myths. Aliens aren't known to be real - some think they are, others think they aren't. Animals cannot talk in this realms - and magic does not exist.'

"Goodness. Finally a reason to have an aneurysm and die," Loki chortled.

"Did he just say 'have an orgasm?'"

'Aneurysm. Two different things. I would recommend closing your mouths before I set a legion of flies up in here. I doubt you all would want them in your mouth? Excluding one Spider-man I presume?'