MCU Reacts [Canon/Fanon] [SCHOOL/MENTAL HEALTH HIATUS]

Reacting to Thor [Part Six]

'Now that we've seen some of the Asgardian actors, how about we get another part of Thor in, huh? Let me pull up the clips.' the mist collapsed onto the floor, stopping mid-way, frozen in time. Strange arched an eyebrow. Within seconds, the mist formed into the screen again, this time with the 'thumbnail' photo of what happened next showing.

"Finally, we get to see what happens next," Rhodey said. 

"I know right?! Cliffhangers suck ass," Ned chortled, making Peter, Harley, and MJ smirk.

"Langu-" Wanda started, only to stop and smile innocently at Steve and his annoyed stare. The funny thing was that Wanda wasn't actively in the Avengers when Steve said his infamous line. Steve had to know which Avenger brought it up to the female Maximoff twin.

"What's up with the whole 'language' thing? It's kind of annoying," Gamora admitted. 

"THANK. YOU." Steve said, finally glad that someone said something about it. 

"Well, State Cap-itols* over here got pissy over me saying a no-no word during a mission over in Sokovia, so of course, he had to get all 'language' up in this bi- up in the comms. So, the whole language thing started because the original Avengers heard him say it and decided to tease him about it."

(* - I tried to be funny and make Steve, 'State,' and Cap, 'Capitols.' Idk)

'Okay, alright, that's enough. Let's get on it, eh? Before I kill off more brain cells.'

Blues, violets, reds, and gold revolved around his shadowed form as Thor fell through the void of starry space, the rush of the fall howling in his ears. On the surface, back on Earth, Darcy and Jane screamed and swerved their truck so to avoid the eye of the mysterious whirl.

"Is it possible to revoke one's driver's license without actually being like, a judge, or a police officer? Because these two have to be THE people you don't driving your car," Bucky said. "That's a one-way ticket to death."

"I did feel like we were about to die," Darcy said. "That's why I swerved the car."

"And then Jane swerved it back and blah, blah, blah, we meet Thor!" Tony said, recalling what happened when they first reacted to Part One. 

Thor's hands came up in defense as he hit the side of the truck-

"Ouch," Peter (Parker) said. At least he wasn't hit by a train. Thor may be a god, but since he was technically mortal, a.k.a, human now, Peter (Parker) doubted that Human!Thor would be able to survive being struck by a train. Bucky agrees.

-the window cracking where his head impacted.

"Ohhh," the Warriors Three winced. 

"You've been... thunder-struck," Peter (Quill) joked, making everybody laugh. 

"I mean, the window has been thunder-struck. And so has my bank account, to pay for repairs to said, thunder-struck window," Jane said. Thor gave her an apologetic smile.

The vehicle spun and skidded to a stop in a cloud of dust. Jane, Erik, and Darcy stared at one another, jaws wide in shock before ripping off their seatbelts and jumping out of the truck. 

They swung the beams of their flashlights over to Thor's prone figure, lying on his side. "I think that was legally your fault," Darcy stated in her defense, in case Thor was actually killed by the impact on his head.

"Still legally Jane's fault," Darcy stated, shrugging. Jane glared at her, rolling her eyes.

"Get the first-aid kit," Jane orders as she kneeled down, addressing him: