Music: Searching - SIGH GIRL
"And this. This is TARGAY..."
I've been following Karl around on the DREAM SMP for about an hour. Pretty interesting stuff, I just wish more people were on the server so I could meet them.
"And this... is NOT a kissing booth. DEFINITELY not a kissing booth."
"Oh ok so if I'm getting this right, it's NOT a kissing booth, because if it were, that'd be totally weird."
"Yea yea definitely. So if you wanna come in, these are the levers of consent"
"Huh. And what am I consenting to exactly?"
"Oh umm you know. This is NOT a kissing boo-"
"Why is the floor made of crafting tables?"
"Well-"
"Karl... this feels like a kissing booth."
"WHAT NOO DID YOU NOT READ THE SIGN???"
"Whatever you say..." I click the lever and the lights go dark.
"huh interesting so now I know this is definitely not NOT a kissing booth"
"Exactly... wait what?"
"I give his character a little peck and run away using my newly learned speedrunning skills"
"WHA - IT'S NOT A KISSING BOOTH THOUGH"
"SAVE IT"
"KARL" QUACKITY JOINS THE VOICE CHAT AND SCREAMS.
"HOLY SH....ITAKI MUSHROOMS QUACKITY"
"KARL ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?"
"WHAT NO I WOULD NEVER"
"WHAT ABOUT SAPNAP, DOES SAPNAP KNOW? DO WE HAVE TO CALL OFF THE WEDDING"
"Karl... you're engaged to 2 people?"
"Uhhhhh it's a long story Sol..."
The stream continues and by the end of it, it was 3 am and I was about to fall asleep in my chair.
"Hey guys" Alex says tiredly.
It amazes me how versatile his personality is. Quackity is honestly psychotic, but Alex is genuinely a really chill and nice guy.
"So I cleared out my schedule and turns out I can visit North Carolina in about a week or so and I can stay for a little less than a month. But that means this week I gotta grind and get all the work out of the way"
"FUCK YES ALEX! But.. don't you have like laywer shit to do?" I ask
"Yea I'll deal with it later I just need a break"
"I get that man, you can stay at my house so you don't have to get a hotel."
"Thanks man."
"Well I'm gonna go to bed I feel like I'm gonna"
"Piss myself?" Karl adds.
"That joke is starting to be overused Karl"
"It's funny though..."
"Good night guys, I'll see you in a week Alex"
Author's note:
Sorryyyyyy gonna be a short chapter, I'm just pretty tired, enjoy ur day!!!
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candle boy
Fanfictionhey hey hey.... This is my first wattpad story so hope u enjoy. One day, Solia meet this shy guy at your job at Bath and Body Works. It's a normal interaction, except fate keeps figuring out a way to bring them together... pls read I dont wanna gui...
